Was suppose to go back to my former secondary school today but I was just too lazy to go entertain anyone today. Sorry about it Marzee. I would have loved to meet everyone especially my ex classmates but not today. So I ended rotting at home. I'm jobless, aimless, stressed, pissed. Sheesh...
So before I did really rot at home and stain the floor with my blood, I went to accompany my younger brother to the hospital for a check up. So here's the story. His classmate poked a straightened paper clip into his ear in the name of fun (oh you should have seen the expression on the doctor's face when my brother told him a paper clip, explains why he had to be really specific and say straightened paper clip)
Don't kids have other cheap thrills in life besides poking people's ears with paper clips? I've got suggestions. Why not poke something up the ass and at the same time try getting an orgasm?! Sick? Cause I'm dead frustrated. So thinking ah maybe the 'specialist' has the answers to all our queries and a ear demanding extra attention, the 'specialist' happens to be just an average Joe look a like. I swear if he weren't in his scrubs and a name tag on it, I could imagine him in the wet market selling vegetables. For everyone's sake, get that bloody 'S' word off the door and just place 'A Doctor' instead.
I just feel that I should just blog about how professional this Joe is (Let's call him Joe from now on) So my brother entered the room. Joe asked "So who's Fahmi?" I know I dress like a mat and look totally different from my brother but do I look like someone who would want to follow a friend to a hospital if I wasn't his brother? I would only go see a doctor with a friend but surely I know I can't go with the person into the room if I wasn't related!
So Joe checked my brother's ear with this thing with super bright lights and goggles that seem to function like mini telescopic lenses to see what's happening in the ear. So my brother told Joe that the nurse from his previous visit to the hospital told him that there was a hole in the ear membrane. Joe said after scanning through his ear and cleaning it with some vacuum cleaner, "Where got hole? Who say got hole? Most holes will just close on their own"
What the #%^&*!! You're supposed to be the S!! (pronounced as ASS) SPECIALIST. Give a more structured comment for God's sake. Use those hard to understand Specialist line! If I knew it would have been like this, I could have just used a torch light, look into my brother's ear and say "Kepale otak kau. Maner ader lobang?"
When he said that line, I was so tempted to say "then you looking into his ear not hole ah?" Lucky him I didn't have my voice with me. Or I'll probably laugh my ass off in the room. So thinking maybe Joe was the only poseur around the hospital, the people at the counter too were a total S! We were given specific instructions to give a slip to the counter but the counter woman didn't even know what was going on! And she kept insisting we had a slip with us that was given by the doctor! Hey lady, can't you get it in your head that all we have is just this piece of paper which you were suppose to look at before I screamed at you. I swear she thought I was on the verge of slapping her face cause I was so damn pissed at her that I raised my voice causing the other patients to go dead silent. Wrong move Hafez but worth it.
Sheesh. Talk about good service. I call that totally not 'S' standard. Go back under the blocks! We took loads of sweets off the counter and I came up with a lot of excuses, loudly, to take the sweets.
"eh your mouth smelly lah, eat sweet"
"wait so long, eat sweet ah"
"you got take sweet already not? Nah take one"
"take. It's free"
I think we took half from the bowl. Who cares? I'm bad. Bluek! So we headed back home after eating at MacDonald at Jurong Point. So the day has not yet ended. I'm still thinking of what to do with the offer given by Rhythm Masala and also what I want to do with my Babies in the event I turn them down. Dilemma. Mummy? Where are you? Sheesh. I need someone to help me do this. Brought the Djembe back and I'm still working on the Zapin beat. I'm still lost in it cause the beats are just 'Malay-ish'. On the kompang, yes, on the Djembe, I'm still working on it.
I'm having problems with my multiply site. Damn I hate this connection. Get the pictures down soon. Once I've paid the bills..
.: ApiZ WaNtS YoU :.
