Alright. This is the thing that I don't get. Why do people give themselves nick names? So now you're wondering why the hell am I asking when I myself am guilty of doing the same act. So before I go on thinking about others, let me first clarify/explain/save my own ass why I prefer that you call me Apiz.
Firstly its pronounced as A - ah (ah as in the sound you make before you sneeze) and Piz - peace (peace as in the one where everyone around the world is talking about but bombs are still being blast around like fireworks). Isn't that simple enough to pronounce? I still have people calling me Apit and Apiz (but instead of ah they think its cooler to sound the letter A). For crying out loud, armpits are found underneath your arm, not in front of you face. So why the nick name? Cause it was given to me by my family while I was still a kid. And its a famous nick name for everyone called Hafez regardless of how you spell it. It may be Hafez or Hafiz or Hafeez or Hafidz but it will still come down to one, Apiz. Maybe with an extra Z at the back but the idea is still there. So you can't blame me for giving myself that name, its stuck to me. But here is the best part. This is the part I don't quite get. Enlighten me.
1. Princess Seductive
2. Miss Cute
3. Vodka 7up
4. Quikstar Gamst (What the fuck is this?)
5. Zuulicious
6. Baby blaze
7. I luv p4rty (Yeah, like we all don't)
8. Simply T
and the list goes on and on and on............ and some of them are my friends. Shit. I'm embarrassed. And I thought giving my email (fezo_rezo) was already a sin. There's worst. I should do this one day. I should call a company and apply for a job. Then for my email details I should insist that they email me to im_xena_the_warrior_princess@hotmail.com. Then see what they think of it. That would be so cool.
Okay, so now, question is. Why such nicknames? Like do your parents call you that since young. Okay. I get the idea that you want to give yourself a cool nickname so that you stand out from the rest but erm.. maybe you should pick a nickname that suits your face. Like Miss Seductive for example, freaking hell, you look like a freaking bamboo stick. You got to be kidding me. Who you trying to seduce? Pandas? Why not try Miss Boo or Miss I love Pandas or something like that. Now that's what I call being UNIQUE. OUTSTANDING. BRAINS. Shit. Now that spells out UOB. And Zuulicious? Sounds like some sex animal porn site name. No offense but please... its disturbing.
.: MuMMy :.
