Tim had an idea to go night cycling the other day. So we went, the four of us Tim, MC, Angus and myself. Yes we travelled the whole of Singapore, for that is what we claim to do when we meet strangers but in actual fact, we only covered 1% of the entire Singapore and this area is called the East. Very complicated story but indeed fun to be at.
But you see, I was the only one without a bicycle. Many thanks to Zat for lending me his own bicycle but besides that point, I had to travel back home via MRT to go home. There ain't no way I can escape that. Taking the taxi is out of the question as we all know, taxi fares are sky rocket nowadays.
So on my way back home, I noticed something. Something I guess everyone knows or should know if you're taking the MRT home. If you don't know, then we all know why you don't know. Cause you're one of them. Who is them? People who sleep in the trains. See, there are many ways of sleeping in the train. Sit up straight, stretch your legs out till it reaches the pole, lean against the glass panel, sleeping on your partners lap. So many 1001 ways to do it but you see, here at bra and boxers, we prefer visuals. I don't know about Natasha but I do.. ALOT. So here are some examples of how people sleep in trains.
PLEASE NOTE. IF YOU FIND YOUR PICTURE HERE AND WOULD LIKE IT REMOVED, PLEASE DO INFORM ME. IM NOT HERE TO MOCK OR MAKE A JOKE OUT OF YOU. IM JUST PROVIDING ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DEPRIVED OF HAPPINESS. LETS JUST PUT IT THAT IM FEEDING THAT HUNGER OF BOREDOM.
1. This is the typical lady like way to sleep. Hands nicely placed on the lap (for this case the bag which is on the lap) with a good body posture and eyes closed. No bumping here and there cause you're not fully asleep but 85% aware of your surrounding. Good if you're sleeping beside a fat person.
2. Sleeping while you're standing up. Simple. Just cover your eyes from the super bright lights of the train and doze of to dream land. Good during peak hours but may be quite a problem if you tend to go overboard and decide to put in 100% sleep mode. But please note, try to maintain hands gestures or how you place your hand. People might think you lost the lottery.
3. Sleep on your partners shoulder. Very typical couple thing to do. But note, for guys, wear loads of perfume to make sure she can handle the perfume and for girls, its your partners shoulder not your room pillow. Try to cover the gap a little. Okay? And oh yeah, its nice to see a couple gesture like so, but guys, a little respect. Show some love. STOP PLAYING YOUR GOD DAMN PSP AND SHOW THE GIRL SOME LOVE WILL YA! Okay, that's all.
4. Sleep like you just don't care. A little blur for this one, you probably have to zoom in yourself to the girl in blue. After which I have no further comments.
5. Last but not least... If you sleep.... go ahead......
BUT DON'T GET CAUGHT BY ME!
.: LeGs :.
