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Wednesday, May 07, 2008 @ Wednesday, May 07, 2008 +

I just met Osama Bin Laden's best friend.

Let me introduce him. Just call him Tengku(chief).

Tengku, bless his name, who's got no balls to use his own name is from Ipoh, Perak.
From his profile picture, I presume he is Final fantasy fan.
Tengku has painstakingly sat down, viewed my friendster pictures and has commented on half one of them.
He even took the time to give me some advice.
Of which does not appeal to me for I am not a Muslim.
Rumour has it, Tengku has already commented on several other people from Friendster.
This got me to thinking that he must be a very very free man.
And since, I have a lot of free time now, I shall comment on Tengku too.
For I believe one good deed deserves another.

Oh, I'm sorry about the bad cropping of the pictures.
Oh, my Malay is not all that good so if I happen to translate whatever Tengku said wrongly, please feel free to correct me.
Thanks.

Comment 1

Tengku commented: owh my2....cover ur aurat plizzzz....
(aurat= parts of the girl's body that should be covered)

Natasha comments: I dunno if you're referring to me or my Hafez.
Either ways. It just sounds like you're jealous.

Comment 2

Tengku: umah kata blah laaaaaa.....kubo kata mail lahhh....apa kau sanggup mnghadapi panas nya api d nraka apabila ia mambakar bhgian tubuh yg kau dedah kan?,,,,,sebaik2 wanita dalah wanita yg th bgaimna dan d mana ptut nya d litakkan maruah nya sbgaia seorg wanita...

Natasha: If any of you happen to know what he is talking about, please let me know.
I think Tengku hates the letters a, e, i, o, u.

Comment 3

Tengku: kehidupan remaja zaman kini...buta dgn apa itu halal dan apa itu haram...... sesngguh nya kau bersedih apabila mlihat saudara seislam ku cuba mnjadi barat lebih dari barat itu sndiri

(teenagers today are blinded by what is allowed and what is not allowed....it is very sad to see a Muslim more westernized that a westerner himself)

I think thats what it means.

Natasha: I'm not a Muslim girl. I am who I am. I know I'm fat. I'm happy. If you're so confident, how come you have final fantasy picture as your friendster primary photo? Are you really that good looking and really own such a bike?

Comment 4

Tengku: u should not miss them...should b thankfull to Allah if u r stayin far from them..at least u can avoid from stupid mistake...cover ur aurat plizzzzzz

Natasha: You're judging my friends too. That's really sad. Especially when they're more covered up than me. I dunno, but maybe you dont have that many friends? I hope that's not the case. That would be all the more sad.

Comment 5

Tengku: smiling like a shit
Natasha: For someone who uses the name of God, you sure are vulgar.

Comment 6

Tengku: yg belah kanan bj hitam, tu cam pondan ja aku tgk ish2
: astagfirullahhhh... mngucap pjg aku di sini

(the girl on the right in black looks like a tranny. I think thats what pondan means)
Once again, if someone can help me figure out what he is saying in the 2nd comment, feel free to let me know. Thank you.)

Natasha: For you to actually be calling my girlfriend a pondan, doesnt it mean in some way or the other you were checking her out? Or maybe, I dunno, but just maybe, you've never been kissed before. Oh wait, do people from Ipoh know such words like pondan?

Comment 7

Tengku: cover ur aurat plizzz...apa kau x malu jantan2 ni meratah tgk badan kau...apa kau dh x de maruah...sekurang2 nya tolong lah malu dgn diri sndiri

(cover the parts of which should be covered please....you're inviting guys to come have a "meal" with you....i dunno what the third sentence means....you yourself should know your limits)

I think thats what it means.

Natasha: I'm sorry for showing off my chubby arms and hair. I meant to do it. It was a really hot day. Couldn't you tell from the light outside the window?

Comment 8

Tengku: ya allah...apa nih...aku malu tgk apa kau diri sndiri x malu ker....hmmmmm kau x de masa dh nk taubat kalu tetiba kau mati...mnjerit lah nant

(oh my god...what is this...i feel embarrassed for you for embarrassing yourself...hmm...when the time comes and you dont repent death will come upon you....that's when you'll be calling for help)

Natasha: I do admit that my top is rather low in the front. When the dooms day comes, maybe we can have a cup of coffee and chat about how innocent you are. And i sure wont be calling tengku for help, if that is your real name.

There you have it folks. Natasha Vs Tengku

As much as I would like to block Tengku from my profile, I think he was just voicing out what he beliefs in and I don’t blame him for that.

I may not know much about Islam.
But I do know that it is a way of life.
And that it has something to do with the knowledge you have.
Well, if you judge someone by only knowing their name, doesn’t sound like you very knowledgeable.
Don’t you agree Tengku?

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