I always wanted to this do and i hope i get it right. But do you remember the Dove soap advertisement with all the inner beauty chicks of voluptuous beauty. Well, why not have a beauty pageant on them. Right? Right

This judge took the Championship medal for the most nice commenting pick up line for the 4 models up above.





"I love you for who you are. No matter how fat you are."






JUDGE 2



"I'm interested in your heart more than your body."









Virgins usually ask this question hoping to get some action. You know like using reverse psychology. But sometimes girls are with so high self esteem, as you can see from the contestants and take this as an insult.
"What you're not happy with my body now." Yeah, sometimes girls are just bitching. But come on, they might really flatten you. Really. So you as a virgin end up getting no action.
So like Judge 2 you're still a 40 year old virgin.

Judge 3






"Tell me something i dunno."






I know this child is underage to be looking at this picture but i figured that the judges should be of a variety. Then its fair right? And the innocence of a child to answers. Yes, innocence of a child. What beauty?

Judge 4


Mehmet Gunsur. A turkish yummy actor.

"Don't be humble. I love you for who you are, my love. I'll take you to pizza outlets you've never been before."

Yeah if only delightful rich and actors would do that.

Reality Check.
They might probably say

"Talk to my assistant."








Yeah. Thats the assistant. Off duty of course.