.: LiFe iS a StaGe :.

SoMethiNg NeW...

2009-11-17T00:29:00.002+08:00

I checked my blog a few days ago and realized that I've not been blogging for months now. And since I've reached the 'not so busy period', why not? So ignore the ipod template cause its only temporary, I'm just waiting for my muse to head me in the head and go "you know what fez, you should do this". Till then, just read if you're interested. That's why you came here in the first place, right?

To start things off, I would just like to welcome you readers, if there are any. Old or new, whether you know me or not, I rather talk about utter crap then tell you what the hell happened in my life. So here it goes.

BUDGET DATE #1

I figure I do this cause couples nowadays need new things in life. Things to spice up old relationships. And this was tested and proven to work. Oh, I ain't no guru of love so screw it if it doesn't work for you.

It only cost $10, per person, and it comes with benefits. So here are the steps.

1. Have dinner at some affordable fast food outlet. My take, Mcdonalds will do just fine. If you're a student, even better $6.

2. Bring him/her to a lan shop. Pick those $2 or less per hour. Now, seat your ass in front of the computer and play for a minimum of two hours. Forget about winning, its all for the fun of it. $4

3. Pick a game. My take? Pick Left 4 dead.

4. Now play till your hearts content and boom! That's your date for $10, per person

And why this? Simple. There are the advantages.

Oh, and if you're clueless about what the hell I'm talking about, please do read it up somewhere in wiki. I believe they have an article somewhere hidden in there.

1. You get to shoot zombies together

2. You work together to safe each others ass from getting decapitated by the zombies

3. You get to shout, scream, yell at your partner. All in the name of love

Come on, seriously. Try it to believe it

.: HaPPy ShooTing :.

Thanks Mother Teresa...

2009-08-05T15:32:00.003+08:00

Hello, its me Natasha. I am having alot of trouble dealing with the thoughts in my mind. And well, its hard. And then all of a sudden there was this one person who just made everything feel better. Just like that. And I want to share what I she said to me and many others with you. And take it to heart. It will make everything feel better. Even though its for a little while.

"People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered: forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; be kind anyway.

If you are successful you will win some false friends and true enemies; succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; be honest anyway.

What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight; build anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; be happy anyway.

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; do good anyway.

Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; give the world the best you've got anyway. You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God; it was never between you and them anyway."

Mother Teresa

Thanks Mother Teresa. Wherever you are.

a lot of love and serenity,

Natasha

tHat aLL ReD DoT...

2009-06-28T07:05:00.002+08:00

If you were to ask a foreigner about Singaporeans, they would probably share the same thoughts.

1. Singaporeans are 'kiasu'
2. Singaporeans love to eat
3. Singaporeans are 'kaypohs'

Even though how much you don't want to admit it, yes somewhere inside our little hearts we share this attribute/s. I told myself, maybe the 'younger generation' would be excused from this stereotype but I guessed wrong. It's like a chain reaction, which makes us Singaporeans, either young or old. It's God's way of saying 'take it, now enjoy it'

I could give you a million and one reasons but I'll just state three for this.

1. Its how we were raised in a community where being the first means everything. Even if it means squeezing into a already packed MRT train. (This would lead to another issue)

2. Four races living on one dot, what did you expect?

3. It's known world wide that Singapore is a safe country to live in (but Mas Selamat had to spoil the record) so seeing something 'out of line' would be super cool.

Which comes to another point. Whoever came out with this?

http://www.stomp.com.sg/

The guy was probably trying to promote the interest in journalism but now it looks more like a 'bitch corner'. People used to say "I'll see you in court!". Now their saying "I'll see you in stomp, bitch"

Its cool to have a site where you share news, not about your bitch fit you had with a woman who called you a bitch for not buying stuff from her. I would say maybe 1 out of 10 would have substance for me but the rest are like personal attacks. Take this for example,

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/viewContent.jsp?id=76274
http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/viewContent.jsp?id=76255

Can't they just let this people off. Do whatever they want to do instead of this online bullying. If you think about it. Singapore is super small. Share some thoughts, to yourself.

In the phase....

2009-06-25T12:13:00.017+08:00

Natasha Francisca Hamid is the phase to being in her own world and staying in there for a while.
A girl can always fantasize cant she?

PS: Please mind the careless spelling mistakes and errors as this entry was written with bursting excitement of not wanting to work at work. :)

Lets begin,

First I would like to start with my friend who i believe is Imaginary but I pretty much believed in him when I was alot younger. (Psst...my birthday's coming up... call me). Anyways, he is very much human and now I feel so happy that he belongs in the right place with the rest of his man-like primates.

We use to plan everything together. From what colour socks to wear right down to the proper hygiene. Then I grew up and he cried his eye balls out when Ah Meng passed on and we decided its time to let go.
Soon or later, I fell in love and realize that life is like a box of chocolates. Once you get the chocolates, add more sugar to make it more sweet and less bitter. Which brings me to my next fanatsy...my pre-wedding photo. I would not want something so mushy wushy because lets face it, I'm going to smell my husband's fart in the morning and make his coffee for him for work no matter how much he yells at me for having a bad morning. Of which bring me to the next point or piece of advise...

"Every morning should start with a little love. Telling your parents that you love them each morning maybe hard. So look in the mirror and tell yourself that you're wonderful and you love yourself. If you have the urge to hug yourself, do it behind close doors or share it with close friends. Dont want people to think you're some teletubby care bear freak right?"

So yeah, I'm keeping the pre-wedding or engagement photo simple. And oh yes, very important, I'm the yellow one, in the picture that is.

Of course what would a wedding be without a wedding dress. These are my selections for the current moment with no cost price taken into consideration.
For my hollywood bollywood overtop grand bang wedding, this dress is so the one. Like totally.

Its is going to be a garden beach wedding so I'm just going to go barefoot and let the dress do its work. I just have to say. I love it....for now. Nonetheless, one fantasy dream is not enough. For my garden beach wedding Part 2, this is the dress...

Red socks and boots not included please. But for this dress, I would definitely be wearing heels or some sort to complete the look.

But what if it rains or my mummy decides to bring a hurricane my way for marrying the man that I love and she doesnt approve of? Yes yes, these precautions have to be taken into consideration. So this is what I thought of. I want a ballroom Validictiorian wedding. Nobody is allowed to wear a mask. NO NO NO! I want to entertain my guest and be able to thank them personally for coming. Even if I am just making a speech with my groom to be. Eye contact is very important. Furthermore, if you wear a mask, you would be missing on the intricate designs of my Ballroom Validictorian Dress....

Price? Dont Ask.

Now lets move on to the what ifs.....

1. What if my husband and I decide to celebrate our silver Anniversary (25 years)?
2. What if i die of H1N1 or some other disease in the future and what to re-new my vows as my dying wish?
3. What if I am just looking for a reason to wear this dress?

Price? Affordable.
Pure. Love.
And last but not least.....

My Cake. Athe moment I thinking of a more than 2 tier cake. Hold your breath but not your appetite....

Price? Hell, it doesnt matter.

I would not want this exact cake of course, but certainly something along this line. More or less.

Calling all painters and designers, you're more than welcome to share your designs with my groom and I. It would be a valued yet priceless wedding gift. If you can rejuvenate picasso, I have no comments except a VIP seat for you at my reception.

Now for the guest list.

I love people and meeting new people and being around people and yeah, I cant invite so many people. Hafez said so. So I have come up with the Split Second Impulsive Guest List Requirements. If you meet these requirements, you're more than welcome to come and attend.

1. You know a celebrity and are able to bring them along to the wedding. Local celebrities not included.

2. You mange to get us a ducati or porsche for our Just Married Wedding vehicle.

3. You are an entertainer. No clowns and juggling please. All magicians welcome.

4. You have no curfew.

5. Your best friend and date for the wedding is NOT your mum. But if desparate, she's also welcome.
6. You love food. I dont like wasting food.

7. You are jolly, happy, and know when not to get drunk but how to get high.

Yes, for now, these are the sole requirements to be a guest at our wedding. Other than that,

all are welcome.

Love loves from bride soon to be,

Natasha

Woman's Rights

2009-04-23T20:35:00.006+08:00

Hello, I just was contemplating and thinking that well something is up.

Especially when some men abuse their authority as a husband by having affairs and abusing their wives and think that their wives are alright with it.

And with such stories that I have uncovered, I realize that we women are suppressed. Totek.
Well I think its time to end this era and let the tits rule for once.
But before we jump to such conclusions, lets evaluate a couple of case studies.

Right, moving on.

Case Study 1

Jimmy Tan is a well known man of a prestigious advertising firm. He already has one wife. Recently, a business proposal had led him to Indonesia of where he met a cosmopolitan, sexy, all that in bed woman. She was young of course, compared to his wife who was already passed her 40s. So yeah, he married this chick and returned back to his country. Only thing is that he didn't bring his new wife along with him. Instead, he told both wives that he was TEMPORARILY MARRIED to appease both of them.

What does TEMPORARILY MARRIED mean?
Simple. When Jimmy is in Indonesia he is married to the young chick. When he is in Singapore, he is not married to her but his 40 year old wife.

Now I have done my research and in both countries there is certainly no such constitution. Why did her marry her then? And by making such a statement, did he really love both of them equally?
My guess is that young and lively beats old and lumpy anytime.
But lets not make judgment just yet k.

Case Study 2

The Sultan of Perak is a fine man of dignity and pride. He takes care of the country and as every king does, he has a queen by his side too. On a political business trip, he went to Thailand. Now, the women there are simply exotic. I'm sure the Sultan can agree with me for he fell in love with a Thailand girl from a little village. However, the chief only said that if the Sultan agreed to marry her that he can have her. So that's exactly what he did. He did more too. He pampered his new bride with a luxurious house, car and all the 5Cs that I wish I had too.
Now, he returned back to Perak with his new bride. The queen of course was furious. But what could she do? Her power was not as poignant as that of the king. She was forced to accept.
Which brings me to these questions...
a) how can you marry another without your wife's consent?
b) how are you treating each wife equally when you have already defied one?

Anyways, this queen was smart. She hired a bomoh and got the new bride murdered. It was a brutal one too. And of course due to the country's indiscretion, the bomoh was not convicted and the Sultan and Queen are still married.

What do I think?
I think the Queen would make an awesome villain for a Batman Movie. And she can do it without even lifting a finger.

Case Study 3

Men in countries such as Pakistan believe that it is God's will to rape woman. However, this men are blinded by ignorance. They are not educated let alone been to school and base all their beliefs on people who can read the Quran but not interpret it. But since, the government cant be bothered with such crimes, the woman can't do much.
Sad isn't it?

Yeah, as I was saying, we woman are suppressed.
Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that yes, it is a sin to get divorced. But you mean to tell me that God wishes for you to continue in a marriage where you are abused emotionally more than mentally.
I mean, come on, which wife would really want her husband to marry another? Of course, she would do it out of love to keep her husband happy. But when you really think about it, the poor woman would be living a lie for the rest of her life.

I repeat, sad isn't it?

However, we don't live in Pakistan or Afghanistan or countries as such where the men treat the woman well like shit.
We live in a hot sunny tropical damn fucking humid Singapore. And hell we have rights.

So if you have a man in your life, doing something behind your back, please please please make sure you got your facts right first. He could be planning a trip for the 2 of you to the Bahamas and we wouldn't want that plan going down the drain now would we?
So yes, get your facts right, get witness and if all the bits fall into the right places for all the wrong reasons, don't be afraid to kick some balls. Literally.

Which bring me to the next point....

NATASHA FRANCISCA HAMID
Services: Eccentric Lawyer and Private Investigator
Specialties: finding the truth
Price: negotiable
*Cup noodles not included during meetings*

Love Loves,
Natasha

MaYbe i ShoULd dO iT aGaiN...

2009-04-19T02:29:00.004+08:00

If you're not a movie goer or someone who sits behind the laptop watching free streaming movies or 'legally' downloaded shows, its about time to head down to the theater for some great movies.

I always had this 'its better to safe' kinda attitude towards watching a movie but some movies are worth watching on the big screen compared to your 30" plasma TV. And for the record, I don't recommend going to the movie theater opposite Tang's shopping mall. Go figure. I don't wanna get sued.

I would recommend you watch the fourth installation to the 'Fast and Furious'. It's a continuation from the 'Too fast Too Furious' movie. My opinion would be that Tokyo Drift was just something they wanted to try to sell but just couldn't make the cut. People prefer seeing imports and American muscle cars going head on with one another while sexy Latino girls flag them off at the start line compared to the Tokyo girls who just go 'Seto'

Story stars two favourites, Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, trying to get the same person for different reasons. Vin wants the guy for killing his wife while Paul wants him for dealing drugs into the city. Some how the two get inter twine with each other and put in a good story line and some fast moving cars, not forgetting the camera angles of just asses, and bam! You.ve got yourself a hit.

Taken is another movie you should watch starring Liam Neeson. The story begins with Liam's daughter being kidnapped in Paris with Amanda, her friend. Using his past abilities and sources, he hunts the kidnappers and forces them to return his only child. In the whole event of doing this, he is constantly being tagged by the police for disrupting the peace in Paris.

A good show worth the cost but the ending would be quite disappointing. But do check it out!

.: aNytiMe :.

So iT GoEs On...

2009-04-10T15:52:00.001+08:00

Skip the formalities and lets head on down to business. Yes, its been a long time since I've updated daily but I'll try from now on. Maybe put in a few knocks here and there just for the fun of it.

Let's talk about networking today. It's probably the biggest thing now. And it's used for different purposes and motives. Networking includes Facebook, Friendster, Myspace, Tagger, I don't know. There's so many. I lost count. It's so easy to use, even my youngest brother has his own account which makes me wonder, shouldn't there be a certain age limit for kids to be playing cause I can assure there are things in this places where they shouldn't be poking their heads in.

I used to check Friendster every single minute of the day back in school but now it seems like the site has lost its charm and appeal. Facebook is probably the most popular site amongst teens now. So what makes Facebook more appealing to the general public? For different obvious reasons.

1. The amount of unlimited games you can play within the site itself.
2. The different applications you can install to either punch or kiss your friends.
3. Tagging your friends in the pictures so everyone knows who's the hot chick beside you.

And many more. But when you think about it, it somewhat beats the purpose of being a networking site. I read it off somewhere before that this sites are actually places for people to be reunited with their old friends. Erm, I guess its just a cover up line for the site. Cause come on, we all know why the guys are there for.

And yes, the quizzes are super lame but effective when you're bored. Made me wonder the creator must have had alot of time on his hand to do such things. Wished I had that too.

.: FrieNds :.

Busy

2009-03-02T21:20:00.002+08:00

Besides warming my bed and eating free food, yes I've been well. Now, back to some pointers.

If you happen to go to Taiwan, this are the dos and don'ts.

Train Stations.
If you're a girl, there's a special BLUE BOX for you to stand in at the platform after 11pm. If you're a guy, forget about trying to even come near them.

Stand on the right of the escalator if you're lazy. If you happen to block the way for whatever fuck reason, be prepared to pay $1500 NT. (I think its much more than that)

Queue up if you're boarding the train, there's this dude that who enforces this rule. You don't want people staring at you while you look like an idiot being whistled by the dude.

Do be polite and treat every individual like they know the English language. If they don't.... I won't give you any ideas. Go experiment yourself.

Shopping
Do bargain cause they do give discounts.

You better buy the damn thing after you bargain for a good price. You don't want to see an angry Chinese dude with a 15 inch blade in his right hand

Watch out for 'unwanted people'. If they try to con you, be polite and punch them

Walking around town
Its good to have a map with you but try to pull your Chinese buddy along when you go around. It's useful and better if they speak proper Mandarin and can read off the signboards.

There's this special boxes on the road for scooters so don't be alarmed if they suddenly drive pass you while you're crossing the road and come to a sudden stop 5 cm away from you. I call them Valanteeno Rosi. Chinese style.

Ask around! They are very friendly people. And they will go the extra mile for you, like seriously.

Other than that, the girls from the North are prettier..... That didn't come from me..

.: LaZy :.

PICTIONARY

2009-02-08T17:52:00.017+08:00

Yesterday, Marie and I played Pictionary.
Pictionary: Is a guessing word game published in 1985. The game is played with teams with players trying to identify specific words from their teammates' drawings.

As I was saying, I was playing Pictionary with Marie yesterday.

She managed to guess all of my drawings within the given time limit.

I couldn't guess any of hers. Maybe you can.....

#1.

Natasha's guesses: hair, side burns, short hair, long hair, bob.

Correct answer: Trim and Cut.

#2
I couldnt guess this one.

All I had was rather dirty thoughts which I was rather sure wasnt the correct answer.

So Marie decided to draw something associated with it. She drew a shield.....

Natasha's guesses: clueless

Correct answer for the picture above above: Sword

#3 Zooming in...

Natasha's guesses: showering, bathtub, waiter, waitress, serving, serve, showerhead, shower serving, getting served while showering.

Correct answer: Soap.

Natasha's guesses: scrolls, scriptures, flowers, eggs, sausages, breakfast, lunch, dinner, branch.
Correct answer: lace.

Natasha's guesses: feet, stinky feet, smelly feet, foot, foot rot, feet box, feet cube, cubic feet

Correct answer: cold feet.

Last one....

Natasha's guesses: punk, mohawk, athena(my friend who use to have a mohawk), punk again, skinhead, riot.

Correct answer: clown.

Did you manage to guess any of it?

Dear Marie,

we should do this again one fine not so hot like today hot day. It was Fun. Sheer bliss.

Thank you.

Love loves,

Natasha

UNIFORMS VS TRENDS

2009-01-24T23:09:00.006+08:00

People these days are complaining about how they have to wear uniforms.

People these days are complaining about how they cant decide what to wear to their polytechnic or university.

I say mix and match.

If you have a time table, carry heavy books or leave your books in class and have CCAs to attend to, you need at least four skirts and three blouse to mix and match.
If you are a girl that is.

If you are a boy, forget the bermudas, it wont work. Forget the long pants, its too transparent. Forget it. I can't help you. I'm too girlie. Or maybe I can.

As I was fashionizing, Girls....

Use the 3 skirts to rotate around your Monday to Friday school days.
Turn the 4th one into a mini.
If you use culottes, ask your parents for money and buy a mini. Culottes don't quite make the cut.

Where was I? Yes minies.
Did I happen to mention that Anglo Chinese International has formal wear and jackets for their studenst?
No? Well, I just did.

Anyways, if your school has its own jacket or sweater or pull over. That's even better.

Boys can wear it with jeans and girsl can wear it with their mini skirts.
Like this....

There you go. Please don't wear your school shoes too. It will spoil the whole image.
Wear a pair of converse or nice flats to match.

End.

People are always complaining about sighting a person's butt cracks. Boys inclusive.
I have seen enough to make my eyes burn. So yeah.

But if you boys wore your uniform pants, it wouldn't be as bad.
Here is how you should wear it to look good in it....

Credits to Georgio Amarni. I hope I spelled the name right. I think they look nice and smart and sleek. I hope you do too. =)

Back to the butt cracks.
Now girls, remember the forth skirt a I told you about. Yes, the mini. Buy a size large enough to fit around hips and not the waist.
Tada! You now have a hipster.
I think you should flaunt it like this.....

Compliment the outfit with the jacket tied around your hips. Not waist. Hips.

End.

People always complain that I talk too much.
So I shall stop here.

Fin.

Love loves,
Natasha

Goodnight.

ThaTs wHy iTs a SiN....

2009-01-20T07:23:00.002+08:00

I was out with the Delta boys at Ronald's place to celebrate the dude's birthday. A BIG shout out to my good buddy Ronald. Welcome to the world of the 20's man. But anyways, he taught us a game of Poker which I think got stuck to me eventually, gradually of course, over the night.

When Singapore had this idea of making the Casino, which is coming up anyways, a lot of people were against it and even communities were set up for gambling addicts to kick the habit away. And so I know why such organizations were formed. Though we didn't play with physical money but the joy of having chips on the table on your side of course was enough to make a man moan, with orgasm if you put it in the wrong context.

You should try the game out. But if you have no chips and no proper table to play with, why not hit the night with a game or two online.

Governor of Poker

Click here to play this game

Thanks to www.y8.com. Anything is possible. Give it a try, you'll learn why people can't seem to get enough of it

.: tHis aiN't a Sin iTs a GoD DamN onLine GamE :.

VanDick

2009-01-15T13:32:00.002+08:00

I want to share with you something...

There was this man who asked his with,
"Can we make love tonight?"

The woman replied,
"No."

The man asked,
"Why not?"

The woman replied,
"You don's satisfy me."

Demoralized the man decided to go online to seek some answers.
He came across this website,
"HOW TO SATISFY YOUR WIFE"
On the site, was a product, VAnDick, on how to satisfy woman.
So the man met up with the man who sold the product.

"This is bound to satisfy your wife,"
the man encouraged,

"How does it work?"

"Just say VanDick and the command.
Let me demonstrate it to you."

The man pointed to the door.
"VanDick The Door."
VanDick started to vibrate, aimed for the door.
The door shattered.

"VanDick The Window.
VAnDick started to vibrate, aimed for the window.
The window shattered.

Pleased, the husband bought the product and tried it out it out.

"Here love, try this," he told his wife.
"VanDick Her Pussy," he commanded.

Wohooooooooooooo! The wife was in heaven.

After some time, she told her husband,
"Darling, its getting painful. Make it stop."

The husband panicked. He didn't know how to make it stop.
"Um, a, oh shit, erm, oh gosh, damn, i'll take you to the hospital.
Maybe they can dismantle it or something."

So they rushed to the hospital.
Half way there, they were stopped by the traffic police.

"Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I'm sorry officer but my wife she has the VanDick stuck and you know, I was she was, and we were, oh man, its the VanDick sir, we have tooo....."

The officer replied,
"Yeah yeah VanDick My ass."

=) Natasha(=

NATASHA DREAMS

2009-01-07T00:44:00.005+08:00

Everybody dreams.
And sometimes, it nice to share your dreams with someone you love.
Be it your mum, your dad or you best friends.

If you got no one to dream with, dream with me k

Lets begin...

I don't dream of having fancy cars and bikes,
I dream of you riding with me.

I don't dream of a candlelight dinner.
I dreams of us smoking under the stars.

I don't dream having a fancy mansion and castle.
I dream of you living with me.

I don't dream of getting married.
I dream of us holding hands growing old together.

I don't dream of going on vacations with you.
I dream of us admiring each other.

I don't dream of having kids.
I dream of us as puppies always in love.

I don't dream of the birds and the bees.
I dream of us cuddling on the beach shore.

I don't dream of becoming rich and famous.
I dream of us supporting each other.

I don't dream of spending the holidays with you.
I dream of everyday being a holiday with you.

I don't dream of valentines.
I dream of us admiring each other.

I don't dream of hugs and kisses.
I dream of togetherness.

I don't dream of romantic walks.
I dream of piggy back rides along the sea shore.

I don't dream of going on hikes and trekking with you.
I dream of us protecting each other.

I don't dream of you always paying the breakfast, lunch and dinner meal.
I dream of us having a picnic.

I don't dream of happy memories.
I dream of us staying happy.

I don't dream of wishes coming true.
I dream of dreams coming through.

I don't dream of you.
I dream of us.

Sometimes wishes don't come true.
But dreams can.
So stop wasting your time wishing upon a star.

Take a picture together, place it safely under your pillow and start dreaming.

Pleasant dreams.

Love loves,
Natasha

NATASHA DREAM'S

2009-01-07T00:27:00.003+08:00

Everybody dreams.
And sometimes it nice to share your dreams.
Especially with a loved one.

If you got no one to dream with, dream with me k.

Let's Begin.

I don't dream of fancy cares and bikes,
I dream of riding with you.

I don't dream of a candle light dinner.
I dream of smoking under the stars with you.

I don't dream of having a fancy mansion,
I dream of you living with me.

I don't dream of getting married,
I dream of us holding hands as we grow old together.

I don't dream of going on vacations with you.
I dream of us admiring each other.

I don't dream of having kids.
I dream of us as puppies always in love.

I don't dream of the birds and the bees,
I dream of us cuddling on the beach.

I don't dream of becoming rich and famous,
I dream of us supporting each other.

I don't dream of spending the holidays with you,
I dream of everyday being a holiday when I am with you.

I don't dream of valentines,
I dream of you just noticing me.

I don't dream of hugs and kisses.
I dream of togetherness.

I don't dream of taking romantic walks,
I dream of piggy back rides along the sea shore.

I don't dream of hiking and trekking with you,
I dream of us protecting each other.

I don't dream of you always paying the breakfast, lunch and dinner bill.
I dream of us having a picnic.

I don't dream of happy memories,
I dream of us being happy.

I don't dream of wishes hoping that they would come true,
I dreams of dreams coming through.

I don't dream of you,
I dream of us.

Some wishes don't come true.
But dreams can.
So stop wasting your time wishing upon a star.
So wasting time wishing that your loved one was beside you 24/7.
Just take a picture of you two together.
Place it safely under your pillow and start dreaming.

Pleasant Dreams

Love loves,
Natasha

iTs NiCe...

2008-12-29T09:30:00.000+08:00

2008-12-01T22:54:00.006+08:00

Dear you,

LISTEN UP!

Above is KURT COBAIN; (February 20, 1967 – April 5, 1994)

Converse made a pair of shoes in memory of him as seen by the previous entry.

If the shoes are found or owned, please sell on E-Bay. ASAP!

You would be making someone really happy.

Please and thank you.

Have a nice day.

ThAt ConVerse ShOe...

2008-11-16T12:10:00.002+08:00

So it has been awhile since we last updated so we shall leave you with a link to read up about Kurt Cobain. The lead singer of the band Nirvana.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_cobain

And while you're out shopping, please help me find this pair of shoes. I'll love you for it.

.: All I WaNt FoR ChriStmaS :.

Collages

2008-11-06T09:32:00.012+08:00

A collage is an artistic composition made of various materials (as paper, cloth, or wood) glued on a surface.

Lets get started…..

I am creating a collage of your lives—a collage from the broken pieces of the difficulties you face, the battles you encounter, even the mistakes you make.

The more breakings I allow you to go through, the more material I have to work with in My design for you.

My dear ones,

The deep difficulties and struggles of daily life are breaking you.

But the more pieces I have to work with, the more I can achieve with you.

The more you are broken in My hands, the more I can fashion you to become the person I created you to be.

This collage is not meant to be just a pretty picture for people to look at, or a pretty design for people to admire— it is meant to be held up to the window of My light.

My light will shine through the stained glass window of your shattered pieces, revealing beautiful colors, enhancing depth, adding light and beauty to the lives of those who walk in your footsteps.

Each trial that besets you is a new color, a new design within the window of your life.

Each difficulty is a new shattered piece that I can use to work with.

If I were to take away these difficulties, there would be holes and big gaps within My design. These difficulties complete My working within you.

You might feel that your lives would be simpler without these struggles.

But then you would also miss out on acquiring that beautiful jewel of experience‚ and others would miss out on the reflection and glow that piece would've brought them.

My experiences were different than yours, but if you'll look up at the window of My life on Earth, you'll see that I carry the same shattered pieces as your stained glass window.

There are many shattered pieces of My life, shattered pieces of hard experiences, of difficulties, of trials, of sufferings, of temptations, of sorrow and tears—which My Father transformed within His hands into a marvelous and breathtaking display of hope‚ courage, faith, and utmost love.

Look up‚ and view the window that displays the story of My life and experiences on Earth. I promise you that there is not one shattered piece within your window that you will not likewise find within Mine.

I know that the glass feels sharp to your hands and the shattered pieces tear at your heart, but give them to Me and I will place them in proper perspective for you.

I will frame them within the perfect will for your life, and there, they will no longer hurt you.

Once these pieces are in My hands and once you learn to look at them the way I see them, then you can be free from the pain you initially felt as you experience the beautiful wonder that this new colored gem adds to your life.

Look up! In looking up, you will see things the way I see them. You will see My light shining through your life, transforming any difficulty or ugliness into a vision of beauty and perfection…

…And let the window of My life be an encouragement to you‚ too.

-End-

Here are collages of a couple of people I know and you know that made it through life despite all their hardship...

From the left clockwise,
Florence Nightingale

MotherTheresa
Nelson Mendela
Mahatma Gandhi

And of course you could forget the man that is about to experience hardship.....
Congratulations!

Love loves,
Natasha

anD sO I FouNd iT...

2008-10-30T13:05:00.003+08:00

I was randomly looking for stuff in the Google Search Engine when I found this link.

http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/

Don't have to think otherwise cause its a 'SFW' (safe for work) link which I think is pretty useful for a quick cool touch up to your picture. Well, to proof it, I've decided to do the following pictures as example of what the site provides. Oh, and it was done in less than 5 minutes.

It's pretty interesting given the amount of time spent just editing pictures like this. It's a simple upload picture then wait for a few moments kinda concept but works perfectly fine.

So try it.

.: I'M gLaD :.

tHe HaT

2008-10-26T07:16:00.003+08:00

We were in town the other day when a couple approached us. Found out they were from 'SEVENTEEN', some girlie magazine, and that they were doing some Q&A where their readers post ' wondering questions'. This was what I got.

Caroline, 17, wonders:

"Why do most guys like to date 'bad' girls, but ultimately only want to settle down with 'good' girls?"

This was what I answered.

Hafez, 21, responds:

"I guess when guys are young, they just want to have fun and go out with different sorts of girls. They don't really date with marriage or the future in mind. But when reality and maturity set in, it's a different story. Then they look for a girl who's serious about settling down as well."

I didn't really say that but it was along that line. But you see, that's not the point of this post.

Notice the oversized hat on my head, well, that's not mine. That belongs to the dude who was doing the interview. My point is. some people have terrible fashion sense. Lets do a case study now.

Case Study #1

Top: Oversized 'apek' glasses and a Grey ACDC shirt
Bottom: Black smart pants, formal shoes and probably a Goldlion belt
Overall appearance: This is what I call a smart punk

This ACDC dude was spotted on the train. He came in with his pants above his waist and his prominent t-shirt tucked in nicely. The coolest thing was that he was wearing 'smart pants' with formal black shoes. There's nothing wrong with it, cause ACDC was from their time, but somehow it just looks super weird and funny and you wear a t shirt with an outfit like that.

Case Study #2

Top: Checkered shirt
Bottom: Bermudas with sport shoes
Overall appearance: Run away

I always think that only Caucasians can pull of the 'weekend look'. This weekend look consist of a normal shirt with shorts and loafers on. We Asians will look rather stupid in them. And I don't know why but somehow this look is off alot cause you don't wear sport shoes with a shirt and Bermudas. Unless of course you got a cool Nike Air Max then I wouldn't say much. And to set the record, he has a tied red plastic bag with him. Now, he might be your next runway fishmonger.

That said, I'm sleepy now.

.: Go To SleeP :.

2008-10-14T20:45:00.004+08:00

I hope you can read this......

Love is...... hope all of them are true. If not, stop reading this post and make it come true.

Love love,

Natasha

OH..,,

2008-09-25T23:50:00.005+08:00

I thought of something to write. And it was oh so easy to think of when you're feeling really oh so down....

Dear Sue,

Sometimes, life is a mad rush. You miss everything that is going by. Just like you. You went right by me without me realizing it. I lost you oh quickly. Slow down. For me, please?

Love,

Ryan.

Dear Ryan,

Oh you were never there when I did slow down.

Love,

Sue.

And that was that. Sue never depended on Ryan anymore. He talked in circles. He kept telling her to message him if she needed anything.

And on fine day, he messaged her,

"Oh sweet sue, one day you'll realize that you dont need me."

She felt oh so alone. But she couldn't tell that to Ryan. He'd never understand. And he never will. But oh nothing could change that. They led oh so different lives. So different.

One day, Sue wrote to herself.

Dear Sue,

Oh sometimes life is a breeze.

Oh what wonders it doesnt bring.

Oh how loving it can be.

Oh how tough it can get.

Oh how frustrating it can be.

Oh to get to the point, LIFE SUCKS!

But oh what to do? No one ever said life was easy.

Remember what I said about Lieing?

At times like this you should use it. Wisely. So you dont feel oh so lonely. You keep to yourself. Or to you oh so close friends.

But its not called lieing.

Its called secrets.

And oh how so many I have. And oh how i want to share it with you.

But we shall save it for another blog post.

Goodnight.

Love oh loves,

natasha

I dunno

2008-09-25T18:04:00.002+08:00

I dunno what to blog about. Yeah.

I think I'll come back later. Or maybe next week. But I'll be back.

Love loves,

Natasha

PS: I need inspiration. And a PSP. Anyone selling?

tHat DuDe...

2008-09-17T13:04:00.005+08:00

With F1 around the corner, everyone's pretty much excited about it. I don't even know if I would be able to catch it cause it's too fast. Okay that was lame. I would probably be in camp trying to figure out how to work the Sar 21. But I'm not here to talk about F1 but more on the dude behind the wheels. We shall be talking about Lewis Hamilton. The man of the moment.

In case you don't know who's Lewis, he's the dude up there. You would have probably seen him around town. He is everywhere! And I'm serious. He's at the shops, the bus stops, on buildings. Everywhere, but of course in poster forms. If you see the first picture you would have noticed the number of companies that are sponsoring him. But you see, with great sponsorship comes great advertisements.

The reason why you're seeing him everywhere is cause he's like the ambassador of the different brands. So if you see him outside you're sure to know what watch he is wearing and where he got that tuxedo from cause it's pretty obvious.

So he is the shot of him with Tag. And Tag has a record for having a number of stars being ambassadors of the product. I wish I had one though.

Then he is showing of his Hugo briefs. There was a nicer one but I couldn't get that picture online. I'll see if I can snap one in town.

Then the Nescafe shot where you get to see at the bus stops. I heard Nescafe Singapore was the one who approached him to help. Or something like that.

And the Youtube screenshot of his Mercedes advertisement. He is everywhere man. I think I know why sportsman make alot of money, its cause of this ads that their income really comes in a bulk. But what I don't get is why is there a sudden Lewis era. He has been in the scene for so long now but he's name just suddenly got up two to three notches. Let's make that four.

So I was thinking the other day. Then I realised why he is the man of the moment.

Ah, now I know why. He has the girls. We don't

.: SiCK:.

MY NEW CAMPAIGN

2008-09-03T23:58:00.007+08:00

I want to start a Lie-ing campaign.

Here is my opening speech.

What do you think?

Good evening ladies and gents.

First things first,

Lies are free.

Second thing

Lie-ing is talent.

Third thing

With great talent comes great responsibilty.

Forth and foremost....

IT TAKES A LIAR TO KNOW A LIAR.

So its either YOU USE IT WISELY or STOP IT!

Tommorow Today.

Love loves,

Natasha

Boys VS Girls

2008-08-30T06:52:00.021+08:00

BIG MONSTERS
Also known as......
BOYS
Why is he wearing makeup?
---------->
Yeah. That's why.

And no its not the same person.

PMS MONSTERS
Also known as.......

GIRLS

Especially in maternity clothes

------------------------->

Warning!

Can be bigger monsters especially during that time of the month.

Now, what happens when you put 2 monsters of the different sex together?

Well, there are a few possible outcomes.

1. Innocence VS Cash

Girl: You (pulls a face) suck.

Boy: How much money do you want?

2. Looks VS Honesty

Girl: Do I?!

Boy: No I dont think you look fat.

3. Truth VS Ego

Girl: You suck.

Boy: In the bed room or personality wise.

4. Truth VS Sports

Girl: You suck bigtime

Boy: Huh?

5. Truth VS Ego...again

Girl: I hate you

Boy: With or without clothes on?

6. Truth VS Soccer

Girl: I can't believe we're having this conversation.

Boy: Huh?

7. Truth VS Ego...again.....again

Girl: You suck bigtime.

Boy: I told you to leave the licking to me.

8. Alone VS Piss

Girl: You're never there.

Boy: Where? Sorry I had to pee.

9. I want VS I can't

Girl: Can you buy me that?

Boy: Of course Princess.

Girl: Please. (pulls face)

Boy: What now?

10. The point.

As you can see, BIG Monsters have BIG Egos.

PMS monsters just dont talk straight enough.

11. Hope

There, are however, good monsters. Ones who understand each other. Those who can provide each other with love. Happiness. Security. As such....

Love loves,

Natasha

2008-08-15T22:30:00.003+08:00

WHY ITALIANS LIKE NAKED PEOPLE

SEE FOR YOURSELF.

AND WHEN YOU COMBINE ALL OF THEM TOGETHER...
TA DA! YOU HAVE THE St MARK'S SQUARE.
A SIGHT OF BEAUTY AND AWE.
I WOULD HAVE TAKEN MORE PICTURE BUT MY F^&*
COLLEAGUES WERE MORE INTERESTED IN LOOKING FOR LOUIE VITTON AND PRADA BECAUSE TO THIS ARROGANT f&*(ERS, WHAT MAKES A BAG IS MORE IMPORTANT THE WHAT MAKES THE WORLD SO BEAUTIFUL.
THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN, PLEASE ENJOY THE WORLD AS IT IS RATHER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT ROTTEN

2008-08-14T09:48:00.011+08:00

NEXT UPCOMING POST:

ITALIANS LIKE EM NAKED

STAY TUNED

Love Loves,
natasha

2008-08-11T00:40:00.001+08:00

MAKE-UP DAY

Today was the first day I went out and put make up on. All by myself. Wohoo!
But actually i didnt like it. Cause everytime i touch i put, the make up smudges and oh man, this make up thing requires alot of discipline. I dunno how you girls do it. Teach me?
I will to pay in the form of hugs, kisses and awareness. Breast cancer awareness included

love loves,
Natasha

BLUBBER!

2008-07-28T04:09:00.018+08:00

I always wanted to this do and i hope i get it right. But do you remember the Dove soap advertisement with all the inner beauty chicks of voluptuous beauty. Well, why not have a beauty pageant on them. Right? Right

Here are my contestants....

And each of them all asked the same question.

DO I LOOK FAT?

JUDGE 1

This judge took the Championship medal for the most nice commenting pick up line for the 4 models up above.

"I love you for who you are. No matter how fat you are."

JUDGE 2

"I'm interested in your heart more than your body."

Virgins usually ask this question hoping to get some action. You know like using reverse psychology. But sometimes girls are with so high self esteem, as you can see from the contestants and take this as an insult.
"What you're not happy with my body now." Yeah, sometimes girls are just bitching. But come on, they might really flatten you. Really. So you as a virgin end up getting no action.
So like Judge 2 you're still a 40 year old virgin.

Judge 3

"Tell me something i dunno."

I know this child is underage to be looking at this picture but i figured that the judges should be of a variety. Then its fair right? And the innocence of a child to answers. Yes, innocence of a child. What beauty?

Judge 4

Mehmet Gunsur. A turkish yummy actor.

"Don't be humble. I love you for who you are, my love. I'll take you to pizza outlets you've never been before."

Yeah if only delightful rich and actors would do that.

Reality Check.
They might probably say

"Talk to my assistant."

Yeah. Thats the assistant. Off duty of course.

Now you be the judge and decide.
Is beauty really in the eye of the be holder?

Love loves,
Natasha

2008-07-28T04:04:00.000+08:00

Good Evening Sunshines and Vampires,

We would like to apologise if the blog as been inactive but have our excuses and yeah....

Hafez is a soldier now in NS.
Natasha is down with a mental illness.

But I, natasha will try to keep the blog effective. Try my best.

Loves and cheers,
Hafez and Natasha

tHe MRT

2008-07-08T11:51:00.003+08:00

You've got to love the Singaporean Government. They do take care of us and make sure we reach our next destination as fast as we can, and I'm talking about public transportation here. We won't go to roads now cause then it will be a total mess in here.

So I believe that people living in Singapore have at least taken the public transport once in their lives, regardless trains or buses. But once is good enough. If you compare transportation back then and now, you will see that indeed there is a drastic change. From a 2 hour long journey to God knows where to only 30 minutes flat. So let's focus on the trains.

The MRT here has been going on for years now and might be the favourite for commuters going around Singapore. Oh, and don't get me started on how comfortable it is. If you have been reading the blog, you must have seen how people sleep in the trains.

Years ago, the MRT line was simple. Yes, it was. It had a decent start.

Simple right? Realised that there wasn't ant trains in Woodlands? It was really really simple. So the people were thinking, hey, the people in the North shouldn't be deprived of the MRT. So they continued the line.

As soon as the swamps were cleared and forest destroyed, they decided to give the people in the east some ease so they placed the purple line. But you see, Singaporeans are very jealous people, if one Singaporean has an access to the MRT, the other must have access too. So trying to avoid any silent protest from Singaporeans, they decided to make the Circle line.

So a little yellow won't really do much harm to the already complicated MRT line. But now comes in the Kiasu part. See, being jealous is one thing, Kiasu is another. Now this clearly shows that ALL Singaporens are Kiasu.

I pity the school kids in 10 years time. I wonder how they are ever gonna draw this in their notebooks.

.: WeirD :.

SoMetHinGs aRe BeTTeR NoT NaKeD...

2008-07-01T23:23:00.004+08:00

If you leave a naked woman with a man, shit happens. Don't ask me how I know. Its common sense unless of course the woman happens to be her...

But you see, here in BraandBoxers, we don't talk about the S word. Yes, we try not to Swear, unless it is that necessary, but when it comes to sex, we make sure its safe for the kids as well. So its time to drool on a bike. Yes. A Superbike.

This is a Ducati 1098, for the benefit of people who don't know what it is. I'll tell you why this is the hottest picture you can find of a Ducati. Cause even with a dent the size of my waist, its still standing pretty. Don't you agree? I could come up with two pages of specs for this bike but we shall save it for another day but wait, there's something else you've got to see.

This is what we call a motorbike. It's in Singapore. If you've seen a speeding bicycle on the roads going about 60km/hr, you might have mistaken it to be a bicycle. In fact, its a road legal bike.
And it's no joke, this bike comes in either 50cc or 150cc (or was it 125cc) I've seen it a few times and I think its mad. Oh wait, it is called Mad. MadAss to be exact. Designed by the company called Sachs, this bike is indeed the most stupiest bike I've ever seen!!

You might want to visit this site to see more information on the bike. http://www.sachsbikes.com.au/

Even the Ducati looks sexier..... naked.

.: IsH :.

The art of flirting

2008-07-01T12:18:00.006+08:00

Do as follows and you might find yourself that special someone.

Note: someone special and special someone are 2 different things.

This art will only work if you want a quickie relationship or friends with…ahem….money, cars, credit cards and not forget benefits.But if you do it right. Who knows..it might flourish. :)

1. It takes time.

Start as friends. Play it cool. Find some common ground to talk about. Ask for his or her number.

Do it smoothly. Try this…

“What’s wrong with you? How come you don’t have my number? Give me your handphone.”

2. Start talking…..slowly.

Forget all those forwarded messages. Go straight to the point. But, I repeat, BUT, DO IT BLUNTLY. Like if you were thinking about you’re special someone, let him/her know.

Try this….

“I was thinking about you earlier today. Don’t ask why”

Now humans being creatures of curiosity would definitely ask why. So keep the ball rolling….

Try this….

“Oh you wouldn’t want to know. Trust me. But if you must, I’m feeling really sick and I blame it all on you”

Once again, humans being defensive would ask why.

Continue rolling the ball.

Try this...

“K fine, I was thinking about your eyes cause I think they’re super nice and walked right into a lamp post. Now I have a terrible headache.”

If you’re humane special someone is caring, they would ask if you’re alright.

This is the peak point of the conversation. Keep the ball rolling at a controllable speed.

Try this….

“Well yeah, I guess. Are you alright? Cause when I knocked in to the lamp post, your eyes become rather bloody. I hope they’re still nice though. Can you see alright? How many fingers am I holding up?

3. Find out his/her status.

Is he/she single? Available? Going through a divorce? Looking for husband or looking for someone to fling?

These things are essential to find out. I’m sure you don’t want to entangle yourself into a love web or where her boyfriend hunts you down for not knowing that she was taken. Or when she calls you telling you that her boy is for hers only and she’ll call her gang to come slaughter you and your family.

Girls these days can be really feisty. Just ask the Minahs and Ah lians.

Don’t know how to find out her/his status?

Try this….

“What do you think about relationships?” OR

“What’s your take on marriage?”

Of course your special someone would ask why you asked.

Keep it simple.

“Oh I dunno. I use to have this girl/boyfriend who proposed to me when we were only like 3 months into the relationship. I thought I was mad but well yeah, she is more and…..”

4. Getting a date

You’re friends now. So this is simple.

Try this….

“You free tomorrow? Meet me? There’s this place I want to go to but I’m scared people might stare at me. You know from the lamp post incident and all. How’s seven sound?"

5. Enjoy

Once you’ve got the above all done. Just keep going. Smile. Chat. Laugh. Kiss.

6. Going in deeper.

If you want to go deeper into the relationship. You want to turn your special someone into someone special? Then treat every date like the first date. Smile. Chat. Laugh. Don’t kiss. Remind him/her of how you’ll got together.

7. Then Kiss.

Good Luck.

Love loves,

Natasha

FoR OnCe...

2008-06-29T13:03:00.002+08:00

It's a Sunday afternoon. I'm suppose to be out but I'm home taking care of the family. For once I feel manly. Let me feed my ego for the next five minutes............. Okay times out. Now I just feel that I should talk about serious issues here.

Bought a copy of the Sunday Times and this is what I found.

Would you still take taxis if a fuel surcharge was imposed?

This demands an answer.

Yes and no. Yes if I'm forced to and no if there are other modes of transportation available for me to take. I think its ridiculous to have a fuel surcharge. It's already an expensive transportation and taxi drivers are having a big problem trying to make a living with a rise in their rental rates, petrol prices and if there was a surcharge imposed on passengers, probably 30% of their loyal customers would think twice about taking the taxi.

Let's put it this way, taxis are the most fastest mode of transport around Singapore. But with speed, of course there is a price. But we all think they make alot of money but in fact its really a hard job. Everyday, they need at least $95 to pay their rental. So let's assume a trip cost $10

a trip - $10
they need 10 trips to make $100

so lets assume it takes 15 minutes for each trip
so 10 trip makes it 150 minutes which is equivalent to 2 hours plus plus.

so now lets assume they take 20 minutes each time to find a passenger.
so that's 200 minutes which is equivalent to 3 hours plus plus.

so 6 hours plus plus is wasted making money for rental and getting customers.
and put in 2 hours of break so in a day, that makes 8 hours of work. But you see, in order to get back that money they need to go back to formula one and clock in another 6 hours. Oh and let's not forget diesel which has also risen and ERP.

So let's all do taxi drivers a favour and not add in more to their misery. Get rid of a surcharge and just take a cab if you have to..

.: CheeRs :.

The Show has just Begun....

2008-06-28T23:06:00.003+08:00

To whom is reading this post,

I know i said i wouldnt blog anymore but yeah well i've got utterly nothing to do. So bear with me. Please and thank you.

This ladies and gentlemen and those reading this post is my new house. I know that it may look like a shop but to some, especially those in the picture it is a 2 star hotel. This hotel or rather my home specializes is Chapati for breakfast and masalah tea for all occasions. The flies, stray dogs and sometimes cattle are frequent visitors of this place. They love walking in mud and licking off stones which appear to be scraps of food.

Life here so far has been rather sweet. The people are nice although they tend to forget to shower at times. Nonetheless, they smile and laugh it off with a big sip of masalah tea. The children play happily just like any of us, barefooted, rolling in the mud and once in awhile, they pat the stray dogs.

Sadly, I had to check out of my home as the my rent paid off. I wish I could come back some day though. Just to have a cup of tea with these people. To shake their coarse hands. To see how the men's beard's curl up with the smile.

And mostly importantly, to see how happy their are living in the middle of now where. With no proper water, sanitation and even a proper clothing. And lastly, to thank them for making me stay worthwhile.

Love loves,

Natasha

RanDoM PleaSe...

2008-06-28T16:31:00.002+08:00

This my friend is a silver man found in Tampines.

This in the other hand is not a silver man but a silver robot. This is found in school all thanks to Colin and JohnBoy. I'm not too sure who gave the idea but sure hell is freaky. That (please don't ask me what that is) by the way is suppose to be the robot's arm.

This sign was spotted at the Expo. So girls, next time throw whatever you need to throw in the proper bins. We don't need chokes happening during moments when other girls need the toilet urgently.

.: i'LL CoMe BaCk :.

tHiS iS aN aNgrY PoST...

2008-06-25T00:57:00.002+08:00

Do you know what pisses me off the most?
Idiotic underage girls who add me in MSN! And act like as if I was the one who added them!
Okay, so if you freaking hell fall in this category STOP YOUR FUCKING CHILDISH DAUGHTER OF A WHORE SHIT THAT YOU'RE DOING! Oh wait, you are a child! FUCK! THATS WORSE!!!!!!

Before I start swearing in Spanish, stop it. Thanks.

.: CatChy :.

Hi Hafez

2008-06-23T17:30:00.001+08:00

Time: 2.52pm
Country: New Delhi
Place: Hotel Business Center
Subject: There is no subject

Dear Hafez,

I am sitting here in front of the computer.

I've got nothing to tell you.

I've got nothing to say.

I dont want to crack my head cause I'll miss you more.

I've have, however, these thoughts on my mind.

Remember the time when I was really stress and ran away from home for a while and you stayed with me in "my home".

I was thinking on that last night. Before I when to bed of how you would be there in the morning with me.
It was a nice thought. And how you would kiss me good morning on my fore head and just hold my hand. Thats was an even nicer thought.

I didnt manage to get you anything cause I ran out of money but I do want something from you.

If you read this in time, kiss my forehead and hold my hand when you see me the next time. On the lips would be much sweeter.

I miss you.

Natasha

SoMehoW LiFe GoT a LittLe MoRe iNterEstiNg...

2008-06-23T00:53:00.003+08:00

Its already the 23rd and somehow I feel something amiss. Yes, I am bored and that's it. Later

.: GoiNG iN :.

iT's SuPPoSe to Be A JoKe RiGhT...

2008-06-15T01:09:00.002+08:00

So before I go on, I would like to thank the people for their wishes for my 21st birthday and thanks to Sha for a beautiful birthday surprise. I got the best gift any boyfriend could wish for. What is it? Nah, it's a secret. But nevertheless, back to more crap here. Today we shall talk about the PERFECT GIRL.

Yes. The perfect girl. Why the perfect girl? Because I just feel like it.

If you happen to Google 'A perfect girl' you may stumble upon this,

"http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Perfect-Girl"

No I am not kidding. Yes, you are looking at a wiki page on How to be a perfect girl. Again, I am not lying and the link works. Please do try if you think you're not perfect and you wish to be perfect. I did look through it, its not the ultimate guide of course but it made me wonder if girls do feel that they need to be perfect.

Nevertheless, I found the perfect girl for me already. Why perfect? Simple answer. Cause I feel super comfortable with her and thats the most important to me. So now I shall grade my perfect girl and compare to see if she is really that perfect.

The points were taken from the wiki site. I did not make this up.

Smile. Smile naturally; do not smile too much and remember to do it genuinely. When taking pictures, do not pout or make duck lips. It does not look cute and it's a big turn off for most guys.

10/10! Woohoo! She does smile ALOT!

Practice good hygiene. Looking and smelling clean is obviously an important part of your image. Make sure you take good care of your body, your hair, your teeth and your nails. Trust me, nobody wants to see what you've had for breakfast or then incident of when your brother "spilled sugar" over your hair.

10/10 Yes she makes sure she eats sweets to keep the smell away

Take good care of that skin. Remember to wash your face every night with a mild soap , dry with towel, and cleanse with a cotton pad and facial cleansing solution. And keep your hands off to avoid breakouts. Also, don't forget to moisturize, and NEVER go to sleep wearing makeup! It'll look like such a mess in the morning!

10/10 Money spent wisely to remove those oil

Do not swear excessively. Cussing often will make others think that you're an unintelligent/immature person and would most likely ignore you. Besides, it's not very lady-like. Be nice and gentle.

8/10 Hmm, but I still loves it when she gets mad at me! so 10/10!

If you have a website, keep it simple. Do not put a lot of graphics and pictures which is another big turn off to a lot of people. Be yourself online; just because everyone writes in abbreviations doesn't mean that you have to do the same.

10/10 Yes she has a simple Friendster account

Do not wear a lot of jewelry. One necklace and a pair of earrings are fine, but more than that is too much. Try not to get any unnecessary piercing and tattoos. Keep it simple and fashionable - don't just follow trends. When in doubt, remove a piece.

10/10 The only jewelry on her is her necklace, sometimes ring and ear rings

Do not be someone you're not. Be yourself and don't try to copy other people's styles. Sometimes people feel the need to experiment, but some things are best left the way they are. Instead, enhance your good personality traits and let yourself shine.

10/10 Yup, totally herself. A big baby

Study hard and go to school everyday. Everybody loves someone who knows her stuff. In the end, being successful is really important. Don't let your social life preoccupy your thoughts; work hard in class and be consistent. Value your intelligence and work your hardest. If you are having trouble in this area, don't be afraid to speak with your teacher or guidance counselor. Review what you went over in each class everyday. This will help you avoid having to cram all of the information the day before the test. If you're struggling in a specific area, hire a tutor to help you get back on track.

8/10 Sometimes she gets lazy but she ends up with me so 10/10!

Do not be a show-off. Show-offs makes a person be disliked and/or hated. Be proud of your accomplishments, but don't shove it in people's faces.

10/10 Never does, never will

Remember the 3 S's Protect your skin from the sun by remembering to:
- Slip clothing on over your bathing suit when you're not in the water to block sun rays from your skin.
- Slap on a shady hat that covers your face, neck, and ears.
- Slop on sunscreen before going outdoors and remember to reapply every two hours.

10/10 Woohoo!

Do not be immature. Know how to handle situations maturely and reasonably. You don't need to whine or cry to get what you want.

8/10 Alamak, shes a big baby but my Baby so 10/10

Do not try too hard to be cute. It just doesn't work that way. It makes people feel sorry for you and shows them that you are not comfortable with who you are. You can put effort into your looks and behavior, but remember to let yourself enjoy moments being comfortable with yourself.

10/10 Shes already cute

Do not compare yourself. It's not fair to you or your body. While it maybe tempting, just focusing on being the most wonderful you, and don't let anyone tell you who you should be.

10/10 No comments

Nourish your body. Maintain a healthy diet and only allow yourself to have junk food in moderation. Be sure to drink 8 cups of water(8 fl/oz= 1 cup) everyday. Also remember to take a multi-vitamin everyday to help maintain your health.

8/10 With junk food but still my Baby 10/10

Work it. You don't have to be an athlete to be fit! Doctors and experts recommend that the average girl gets at least 20 minutes of exercise 2-3 times a week. So find something you like. Join a team. What ever gets you moving and on your feet! And remember to stretch those muscles out before any activity.

10/10 Yes with me!

Get your beauty sleep. Make sure that you're getting the recommended 8-10 hours of nightly sleep. Get yourself a bedtime routine and stick to it (even on the weekends). To get your body in sleep mode if you're feeling restless, try reading a book, writing in a journal, taking a warm bath, or listening to some gentle music.

10/10 When I'm around

Just say No. There is absolutely no reason to experiment with drugs, whether due to pressure or curiosity. Hold yourself to a higher standard or risk completely compromising your image.

10/10 She doesn't do that.

Dont rule the relationship. Don't tell your parnter what to do, this works both ways. You dont want to be known as the annoying girlfriend.

10/10 Hahahahahaa

On MSN... If you go on msn, don't use a very complicated name. Most people do anyway, just using your regular name will make you a little more unique.

10/10 She keeps it to her name

Work on your image. Not that it's not good. You just wanna boost your self confidence higher. By looking great, you'll feel great too! Remember to eat healthily, sleep right, excercise, shower, get a hair cut/trim every 3-6 months.

10/10 She's working on that

Keep your posture "ladylike" DOn't slump. Keep a straight back. It may sound corny but you'll find out why as you get older and wiser.

10/10 Definitely true!

So that makes it 100/100. Right?

.: Yes we Are AttaChed :.

adVenTurE PaRt 2

2008-06-09T01:01:00.000+08:00

So like I said another day, so here is what happened next.

The rain died down and so the group headed on to the bicycle shop to rent bicycles of course. Now, don't think its Ubin means you get low quality bikes. Indeed there was a sign which said new imported BIKES!

A selection of fine bikes.And Jason looking stress cause it took us forever to get a good one.

And so it continued but due to the bad weather, I never did get to take better pictures. We will just stick to this.

.: Eh :.

aDvenTuRe...

2008-06-08T22:56:00.012+08:00

Mum asked "eh want to go Ubin with the parent volunteers?". I thought twice about it but ended up going cause I wanted to accompany my mum. So here is my picture journal.

The time was 6 am. I had to wake up at 5 am just to pack my stuff which I was suppose to pack the day before.

Mum slept in the bus too.

We reached around 7 am only to find out that the bum boat towards Ubin will reach only in about an hour's time. So pictures are the best remedy for a long wait.

This is Fuad and Syafiq

This is the newly renovated jetty. Where you go to for Ubin.

And the selection of super high speed.... sampans.

So the bum boats came along and I swore I was super afraid. Why? Cause I have super bad motion sickness. Turned out that the trip to Ubin via boat was super fine. Amazing indeed. So I took pictures while I was on it.

This is half the team. Yes, we were seperated into teams for the games later on.

Huge waves. But it was cool

Boat approaching close by.

And the weather man was an idiot.

So it started to rain heavily when we reached so the raincoats came in handy.

The kids in the group.

Our group leader was Jason, he's the dude on the left.

The dog who was guarding the jetty.

I was telling everyone that this is the island Singapore was fighting for, Pedra Branca but of course its not.

It rained pretty much the whole day but smiles could still be seen.

So that's part one. I'm tired. So wait for part 2.

.: LoVes MuM :.

tHaT DaTe...

2008-06-04T14:05:00.000+08:00

The following has been tested. Results may vary so do your own research first before heading out.

You are going on a date with that special someone but WAIT, you don't have enough money on you to spend for both yourself and your date. So what can you do? GO DUTCH. See, going Dutch is the best solution to this. And if he or she argues, simple, then don't go out. So this is what you can do. And I'll try to be as exact as possible.

THE $20 DATE

Makan time
And the answer to that would be Mcdonalds. Yes, the all time favourite fast food joint that no one can resist if they're on a tight budget. Just equipped yourself with a student card and bam! Choose between McChicken, McNuggets or Fillet O Fish. And the PRICE? $5.00!

Activity time
This is a little trickier. You need to get the timing right. If you head down to Marina Square before 6pm and you're still a student who is below 21 years old, you can play a game of bowling for just $3 per game! So play 2 solid laughing games and that would be just nice for a darling couple. And the PRICE? $7.00 including the shoe rental!

Romantic time
So you're left with $8.00 left. You're probably hungry and you need to head on somewhere else but before you do, grab a McFlurry each and take a slow walk to nowhere. Get yourselves tired and find the nearest 7-11 around you. Grab a big gulp, sit down and just talk about anything and everything. By the time the big gulp finishes, you both probably need to head home to have dinner with the family. So that my friend ends your date. You still can bring back about $4.00 and next time, I'll tell you a $10 date.

.: DaTiNg :.

Going going gone....

2008-06-03T01:20:00.002+08:00

Hello,

My name is Natasha. I am about so tall with about so brown eyes and I use to blog right here in the page full of colour of the top and black down below.

Well, if you read my post i thank you. If you didnt, you didnt miss out on much. I hardly blocked anyway. It was just a bunch of words that i thought of and wanted to say and wished that one fine day someone would pay me a $100 bucks for saying it. Guess thats not happening.

I'll get straight to the point. I'm not going to blog anymore. This blog will only have one author from now on instead of two. I'm leaving to well.....somewhere....honestly i dunno. I'm just going. I just hope that its some place nice. Not with flowers or a plain padi or rice field or soccer but just some place nice. Cause when the spines on your back start to sting....you just want to run away.
So yeah.

Any the ways, I love you for reading my posts. And if you're my friend, I love you more for supporting me.

Oh well, lets keep is short and sweet k.
Goodbye
Take care
And thanks

And keep reading k.

Love loves,
Natasha

itS saD...

2008-05-30T00:55:00.003+08:00

I think some people can't cope with the rising living cost in Singapore.

This is not an insult nor am I boasting that I'm way richer than them but I think we should really learn to appreciate what we have now. Cause you may never know, what's going to happen next..

Oh and yes, Sha's away for business. 4 days in Dubai. Want to know what I found out about Dubai?

That's how super rich they are! Their bus stops are air conditioned! The people sleeping under the blocks would have loved the comfort here!

.: MisS HeR :.

mR RaNdOm...

2008-05-28T01:37:00.001+08:00

Here at Bra&Boxers, we believe in randomness. Yes, absolute randomness. So random I have to do this $%^&** just for the sake of showing you how random I can be. And I wonder where the hell is Mas Selamat. The dude has been away for two months now. Oh yeah, back to the topic.

Let's say if we had a hundred lines, 67 out of the 100 would have been utter nonsense that should have never been there in the first place. But its there just for the sake of filling up the spaces to make the entry look super cool. Other than that, it serves no purpose at all.

So if you had obediently read every SINGLE WORD to this point ---> . <--- I must admit you're indeed a true reader. So I would like to thank you for your loyal readership which has made this blog a blog.

So again, let's just stress on the randomness. Ready?

This site is way more superly cooler than here. Go check it out.
http://musicgodfather.blogspot.com/

But please, if you don't want to get arrested then don't enter the site. Okay?

This past few days have been tiring. Been travelling from one end to the other end of Singapore. And yes we have found White Sands new mascot!

Yes, I just felt like taking a picture with the mascot. I could have just stick to a over sized purple gay dinosaur but he wasn't around. Too bad.

And this was spotted at Chua Chu Kang. Pretty old but if I had to make one improvement on it to promote the 'keep Singapore clean' campaign, I would have done this.

Bet you even the kids would love throwing their rubbish in there.

.: SleeP :.

Here's the Scoop....

2008-05-27T01:15:00.003+08:00

~This entry was written by an author who just ate to cups of cookies and cream ice cream.~

I Natasha am stress. Again. Why? Well because I have been thinking and then I just begun thinking too much and now, not quite yet but almost there...I am freaking out.

I am going to break it down into a systematic order so that I can prevent further breaking down.

PART 1

First, my boyfriend told me a whole lot of stuff. I freaked out. Well not really. Cause he was there and I had to keep a straight face and pretend that all was calm and cool. But inside I was thinking, "You love me alot? Oh my cheese and crackers, Sha what in the world of chocolates, what have you gotten yourself into?"

Jeng jeng jeng.........

So there I was at Redhill MRT station reasoning with my beloved boyfriend about why I think so negatively of our relationship and how I am perpetually keep jumping into conclusions of him running away from me or cheating on me or leaving me or.....oh crap. I'm starting to sound desperate now.

Moving on, we talked and I listened and I smiled and I held his hand and he let go and I go scared and then it got late and he took the train and I took the train home and then he messaged me.
"Bla bla bla bla COMMITMENT bla bla bla"

Jeng jeng jeng.....

There I was, Natasha sitting in the MRT beside a passenger bouncing his bald head to some hip hop song, looking at the SMS, reading it thrice. When suddenly.....KABOOM!

Do you know what happened? Do you? Do you? That's right you don't. Cause I haven't told you. Well I tell you now.

There I was, Natasha sitting in the MRT beside a passenger bouncing his bald head to some hip hop song, looking at the SMS, reading it thrice when suddenly........I had a moment of self realization.

My boyfriend was so intensely committed to me and all I could think about was when he was leaving me. You know if I could look myself in the mirror I would tell myself,

"You ungrateful Euralay. The nerve of you downgrading your boyfriend to such a level. He loves you and here you are wasting your time thinking of whether you should have two cups of ice cream instead of three when he leaves you. Outrageous.
Natasha, you should be appreciating all the things he did for you. Inclusive of combing your hair all the times you asked him too. And what about that time he held your hand when...........well there you go, Natasha, he doesn't even need a reason to hold you hand. Now where can you find another boy like that? Where damn it? Where?"

Alright going overboard. But you know, I think I look better when I scold myself in the mirror. It brings out my eyes. You should try it sometime. Helps with mouth exercise too.

Where was I? Oh yes, the moment of self realization. I was not as committed to my boyfriend as he is to me. All this while, as I was traveling around the world, my boyfriend was worried if I was safe or not and me....Little old mean me what thinking if he was cheating on me.

Well, Natasha, things are going to change. And its going to start with the ice cream. No more cookies and cream. From now on, its going to be strawberry. Its sweeter and more healthy.

And Natasha, trust your boyfriend. You owe it to him. He loves you. All the more reason you should love him more.

So as of this day, 27 MAY 2008, 2:26am, I declare that I Natasha Francisca Hamid am really tired and am going to bed.

And that I trust my boyfriend, of course.

Stay tuned for Part Two.

Love loves,
Natasha

gLaD tO kNow YoU FeeL tHe SaMe...

2008-05-22T12:00:00.004+08:00

Blogger was arrested for making racist remarks on blog. I think that was what the story which made head lines news yesterday. I don't really know what the hell happened but I browsed through the newspaper (illegally of course) and read things like 'I didn't know people read my blog' and 'he was smelly' or maybe 'never changed his clothes for a long time' or somewhere along that line.

I'm not here to add on to whatever nonsense he left behind but this story has struck me to blog about this. This is actual evidence that Singaporeans (maybe not all but majority) are indeed too pampered. And when I say Singaporeans I mean myself too. Okay, maybe saying pampered isn't the right word but maybe the word should be 'blessed'. Yes, we Singaporeans are really blessed. Why? Let me tell you why.

Apparently he was making a remark of someone in the train, maybe someone who sat or stood beside him, who cares. Here is my point. We all hate crowded trains, who loves them (unless of course, all you want to do is grind the old woman in front of you, then I shall rest my case) but its hard to avoid the crowd when everything has gone up and public transportation is the best most cheapest mode around.

And the crowd here ain't as bad as this.

If you can't see the video, let me tell you what's in it.

1. We see commuters waiting to board the train.

2. They have to literally shove themselves in.

3. Train staff actually help this commuters shove themselves in by pushing them in like sardines.

4. I don't know what else to say. Just wait for it to load and watch it for yourselves.

At least here in Singapore, we don't have to really push ourselves in and we don't have MRT staff pushing us in. In fact we do have staffs telling us that the next train arrives in 4 minutes. And if you realize, there is still space in the train but people just don't put in the effort to move in.

So my dear fellow Singaporeans, we are blessed with good signages unlike this.

Even on crowded days it ain't as bad as this.

And help is always close by unlike this.

So the next time you want to complain, think. And maybe you won't get yourself arrested by your friendly neighbourhood policeman.

.: Sha'S iN MiLaN :.

Up...

2008-05-20T09:35:00.004+08:00

It's been awhile since I last spoke here so now let me start complaining. Everything is going up up up. Yes, prices of rice is going up, petrol is a killer and now even electricity is going up. There's this ongoing campaign to save electricity but thing is, its shown on Television. Why not save more electricity and start printing out fliers and posters.

But some people have gone through great extends to save electricity. Let us see.

If you don't know what it is, its actually a girl using her laptop under the block. That's okay of course but she's plugged the adaptor to the socket under the block too. Talk about saving electricity and promoting it.

And next we shall see how people or might I say a group of people save even more electricity.

I really don't know how to comment on this.

.: DOwN PleaSe :.

Natasha Vs Tengku

2008-05-07T13:22:00.017+08:00

I just met Osama Bin Laden's best friend.

Let me introduce him. Just call him Tengku(chief).

Tengku, bless his name, who's got no balls to use his own name is from Ipoh, Perak.
From his profile picture, I presume he is Final fantasy fan.
Tengku has painstakingly sat down, viewed my friendster pictures and has commented on half one of them.
He even took the time to give me some advice.
Of which does not appeal to me for I am not a Muslim.
Rumour has it, Tengku has already commented on several other people from Friendster.
This got me to thinking that he must be a very very free man.
And since, I have a lot of free time now, I shall comment on Tengku too.
For I believe one good deed deserves another.

Oh, I'm sorry about the bad cropping of the pictures.
Oh, my Malay is not all that good so if I happen to translate whatever Tengku said wrongly, please feel free to correct me.
Thanks.

Comment 1

Tengku commented: owh my2....cover ur aurat plizzzz....
(aurat= parts of the girl's body that should be covered)

Natasha comments: I dunno if you're referring to me or my Hafez.
Either ways. It just sounds like you're jealous.

Comment 2

Tengku: umah kata blah laaaaaa.....kubo kata mail lahhh....apa kau sanggup mnghadapi panas nya api d nraka apabila ia mambakar bhgian tubuh yg kau dedah kan?,,,,,sebaik2 wanita dalah wanita yg th bgaimna dan d mana ptut nya d litakkan maruah nya sbgaia seorg wanita...

Natasha: If any of you happen to know what he is talking about, please let me know.
I think Tengku hates the letters a, e, i, o, u.

Comment 3

Tengku: kehidupan remaja zaman kini...buta dgn apa itu halal dan apa itu haram...... sesngguh nya kau bersedih apabila mlihat saudara seislam ku cuba mnjadi barat lebih dari barat itu sndiri

(teenagers today are blinded by what is allowed and what is not allowed....it is very sad to see a Muslim more westernized that a westerner himself)

I think thats what it means.

Natasha: I'm not a Muslim girl. I am who I am. I know I'm fat. I'm happy. If you're so confident, how come you have final fantasy picture as your friendster primary photo? Are you really that good looking and really own such a bike?

Comment 4

Tengku: u should not miss them...should b thankfull to Allah if u r stayin far from them..at least u can avoid from stupid mistake...cover ur aurat plizzzzzz

Natasha: You're judging my friends too. That's really sad. Especially when they're more covered up than me. I dunno, but maybe you dont have that many friends? I hope that's not the case. That would be all the more sad.

Comment 5

Tengku: smiling like a shit
Natasha: For someone who uses the name of God, you sure are vulgar.

Comment 6

Tengku: yg belah kanan bj hitam, tu cam pondan ja aku tgk ish2
: astagfirullahhhh... mngucap pjg aku di sini

(the girl on the right in black looks like a tranny. I think thats what pondan means)
Once again, if someone can help me figure out what he is saying in the 2nd comment, feel free to let me know. Thank you.)

Natasha: For you to actually be calling my girlfriend a pondan, doesnt it mean in some way or the other you were checking her out? Or maybe, I dunno, but just maybe, you've never been kissed before. Oh wait, do people from Ipoh know such words like pondan?

Comment 7

Tengku: cover ur aurat plizzz...apa kau x malu jantan2 ni meratah tgk badan kau...apa kau dh x de maruah...sekurang2 nya tolong lah malu dgn diri sndiri

(cover the parts of which should be covered please....you're inviting guys to come have a "meal" with you....i dunno what the third sentence means....you yourself should know your limits)

I think thats what it means.

Natasha: I'm sorry for showing off my chubby arms and hair. I meant to do it. It was a really hot day. Couldn't you tell from the light outside the window?

Comment 8

Tengku: ya allah...apa nih...aku malu tgk apa kau diri sndiri x malu ker....hmmmmm kau x de masa dh nk taubat kalu tetiba kau mati...mnjerit lah nant

(oh my god...what is this...i feel embarrassed for you for embarrassing yourself...hmm...when the time comes and you dont repent death will come upon you....that's when you'll be calling for help)

Natasha: I do admit that my top is rather low in the front. When the dooms day comes, maybe we can have a cup of coffee and chat about how innocent you are. And i sure wont be calling tengku for help, if that is your real name.

There you have it folks. Natasha Vs Tengku

As much as I would like to block Tengku from my profile, I think he was just voicing out what he beliefs in and I don’t blame him for that.

I may not know much about Islam.
But I do know that it is a way of life.
And that it has something to do with the knowledge you have.
Well, if you judge someone by only knowing their name, doesn’t sound like you very knowledgeable.
Don’t you agree Tengku?

WhO eveR CaMe oUt wiTh ThaT...

2008-05-06T00:38:00.000+08:00

Have you ever wondered why roses are called roses and why the opium plant is called opium. Like, there must be a group of people out there somewhere who sat down together over a cup of coffee and decided the names for such stuff.

Then it struck me, they usual name them after some scientific name which came from some Latin name. So which one exactly is the source? Did you know that the scientific name for a rose is actually Rosa multiflora? I'm not kidding. Google it and you'll probably find out more.

So why have scientific names? Or just imagine if they didn't simplified it, the guys would be going, "Honey, would you like a bouquet of Rosa multiflora for Valentine's day?"

That would be so hard to remember.

So now, I'll show you an unedited picture which I got from Mustafa Centre. And I swear I didn't even touch it. It's a pure picture. Have a look.

HORNY GOAT WEED, SATISFACTION ASSURED???

Whoever came up with that name? What were they thinking?! Alright, so this is what I found out from this website, http://anrvitamins.com/glossary/hornyg.html.

Apparently its a form of vitamin. I'll quote from site.

Used as an aphrodisiac; increases blood flow to the genital area, which improves sexual energy and pleasure to both men and women; lowers blood pressure by dilating capillaries and blood vessels; slows adrenal production that can hinder blood flow to the sex organs.

But why HORNY GOAT WEED?

Then I was thinking maybe they named it after looking at the characteristics of a goat. Why not call it HORNY MONKEYS WEED? Or maybe cause Goats lick the area first before going down to business?

Whatever it is, it sure is funny.

"Dude, what's that?"

"It's my vitamins"

"What's in it?"

"Horny Goat Weed" Try it! Makes you horny!"

And please guys, if you've eaten it, please please please don't go to Mustafa Center to get condoms. Why? Cause they ran out of it....!!

.: WhO CaMe uP wiTH ThaT :.

iTs BeeN awhiLe...

2008-05-05T13:36:00.000+08:00

So here's the plan, we meet at 12 noon at Clementi to go bowling.

Well, at least we had a plan. It didn't work out cause some had other commitments while others were sleeping soundly at home. Too bad for them cause firstly the price we had to pay for 5 games was pretty affordable and secondly we had fun.

So it ended up with Zul and me again, the 2 idiots who have been competing against each other since year 2. Lost our 'striking' and 'sparing' skills so to speak but it was the fun of it that made us laugh.

Like a woman's mood, it was pretty obvious the scores improved and had her frequent swings. But I think the scores we produced were pretty alright. Not that bad. Maybe we should pick up a few bowling lessons.

But there were things there that made us laugh pretty hard too. Firstly we had Mat Chicken.

If you zoom in to the boy in the blue shirt, you would see a significant head gear. I don't what the hell it is for but he was using it the whole time.

Then we had this. The killer SPLIT or also known as the GOAL POST.

And then followed by another KILLER SPLIT and GOAL POST. And yes there are people who can spare this shit.

Then it made me wonder how the hell they did it. But nevertheless I don't have the money and time to bowl so much so we shall stick to amateur playing.

It ain't that bad. At least the stats here showed us something to smile about.

Went to Mustafa Center at night and yes we had more fun there.

Fizal Hawk

Cowboys Sesat

The salesperson was pretty friendly.

The Contenders Mustafa

Flying Ball

Kickers Boys

Long enough?

Mat Malaysia

And so we decided to play with TOYS..

.: MiSS Sha :.

May i HaVe YoUr aTTenTioN PLeaSe...

2008-05-05T07:17:00.009+08:00

Before we head on down to the agenda of the day, there are certain things I would like to bring up first.

1. If you're obediently reading point number 1, you're doing the right thing.

(if you're here just to see the pictures and then quickly assume that we're talking shit about the person WITHOUT even reading the words that are accompanying it means you're just plain dumb and lazy)

2. This blog is meant to entertain people our opinions and not a place to criticise anyone. That is why you should read and not just judge it by looking at the pictures.

3. I have more than 400 entries in this blog as I carried some over from my previous blog in here. So if you want to know how it evolved along the way, READ damn it!

4. If you've reached this point and you feel like you know what the blogger is trying to say then continue reading, if not FUCK OFF! Thank you for reading

Now for something TOTALLY UNRELATED

I think I don't have to translate it cause it's already in 3 different languages unless of course you need me to translate it in Tamil for you which I obviously can't. This is probably found in Malaysia but wherever it came from, I hope the people there follow the sign.

Now this is found in Singapore. If you take the public transport, you would have probably seen it in the trains. Now this is the part that really made me think, a lot. Instead of the No durians rule (which I find very weird), why not make it No smelly people rule. Come on, let's all admit it that people with body odour kills.

I understand that Durians are smelly but if I were a tourist, I would be thinking that indeed Singapore is a FINE city. It would have been crazier if this were to happen.

Then I thought to myself, why fine someone so much. And where does the money go to? I shall research on this and get back to you as soon as I get some answers from SMRT.

.: HaPPy :.

WhaT ThE $%^&*

2008-05-04T13:08:00.002+08:00

ATTENTION READERS (whoever you may be)

If you're here for the first time, read the other post and not only the recent one. Damn it. This blog is shared by two authors with DIFFERENT views! So instead of making assumptions that this is the next place where we critic people, think again. There's more than just that!

Will be back later at night. Cheers

.: aPiZ :.

Matching the name to the Face.....

2008-05-03T22:54:00.015+08:00

Ladies and girls…

Welcome to Natasha’s Fashion Post….

I always wanted to do this and I might probably get into trouble but who cares…..

Special thanks to all below and www.friendster.com

Lets begin with The Young Chickas or so they claim…..

Introducing ADEK....

Notice her talent for making her face a different colour tone from she skin.
Her bra strap was well chosen to match her earrings. She has neatly placed a hair clip of which does not match to bring out her eyes. Well done!
And yes, the eyes are fake.

Next we have Baby Cine….

**Please do not admire the people on the left.

She is absolutely perfect for those before and after under 19 make-up test. Not for animals but for humans.

Although Chinese claimed, she is blessed with rather alright sized eyes and double eyelids. Her eyes are further accentuated with gold dust as you can observe on the right.

Now lets put our hands together for Eerah Manje…

Definition of Manje

According to Dr Dian Farini, The all time Chicka and Sir Muhd Hilmi Bin Othman, a Model Scout, Manje means pampered.

Eerah, has adorably pampered herself with the sense of touch. Some people try to get it from their boyfriends or loved ones. But she has daintily used her hands as her own solace. Especially the finger tips.

Moving on is BayBie…

Her eye brows have been specially designed to suit the exact opposite of a baby.

The slight use of blusher is used to potray the rosy cheeks of that of a baby. Together with the use of foundation and concealer and highlight, she has achieved the baby bottoms smooth complexion. Just like babies, she likes to suck on her fingers too.

Next we have the delicious Chocoholic

She is white chocolate coated topped of with green minty eyes, I think, and a chain of rotten berries. Thanks to her tidy combed hair, she has brought out the new white chocolate with extra spicy yet scary but most likely crunchy hazelnuts.

Lets move on shall we to the next and my favourite category.

The Naturals

These young set of girls are not pretty but certainly bring a smile to your face with their natural beauty. No make-up, no accessories, no anything. Just one percent pure naturalness. They come in all shape and sizes too. NO NICKNAMES

First up we have Faten Hannah

As she holds the hat securely on, she flashes us a white smile. Her pearly white teeth draws all attention from the puffy eyes and messy hair. Nice.

Joining her is…Ms Tumbuck. I hope i spelt her name right.

Just as seen, eats, sleeps, smokes. Wearing a tank tops adds to the comfort of doing such daily duties. Sometimes, not wearing a bra helps too.

And tonight we are closing with the one with the sharp object Aishah.

She is, I presume of mixed bred. The brunette is dressed casual, smiling and just plain sweet. Although the scissors makes her hand appear gigantically inproportionate her features still stand out shying away from the sharpness of the scissors.

For our grand finale, we shall close with the following beauties. Those of whom had me staring at them countless number of times in all the wrong places for all the right reasons.

No, they are not sisters.

This is Natasha, thanking all the girls who have obliviously participated in the above post. I would like to extend my outmost gratitude to you for posting your pictures on Friendster.

Love loves,
Natasha

i ThouGht TheY weRe WeiRd...

2008-05-01T14:43:00.003+08:00

Okay. This is from Wikipedia. I did my ~~copy paste~~ research and this is what they say it is.

Labour Day is an annual holiday celebrated all over the world that resulted from efforts of the labour union movement, to celebrate the economic and social achievements of workers. The majority of countries celebrate Labour Day on May 1 and it is popularly known as May Day and International Worker's Day

So the next time you're celebrating it, remember what you're celebrating. I was working my ass off. They should have F&B day where all F&B related shops close for the day.

Now now, see, we all know that Singapore is very small. How small? Very small and the best thing is that we have millions of people living in it but do you know where is the most congested place in Singapore. Well, believe it or not, its Pasir Ris.

It is so congested they even have to put up signs and there are so many humans there that it becomes traffic. I'm not kidding you. Its true. If you don't believe me, see it for yourself.

See! No photoshop no nothing! Its really there. So when you're in Pasir Ris watch out! You may get hit by a group of crossing humans!

Why i LoVe mY friEnDs...

2008-04-30T02:00:00.000+08:00

Let me tell you why I love my friends....

Best thing was.... it continued...

Yes, I love my friends...

.: ThAnk yoU :.

LoSt...

2008-04-28T12:29:00.000+08:00

I think it's called Monday Blues cause I couldn't think of anything interesting to blog about. I even had to go to the extend of asking people around for ideas on what to blog about when I came to this conclusion, 'I'm going to blog about survival' Yes! That's it.

But before I go on, something that is TOTALLY UNRELATED.

Yes, that was something random. Got it off the net and the remarks below the picture aren't words of mine. But anyways, back to topic.

Sometimes, we feel like running away from home and till now I don't get this 'missing people' thing happening in Singapore. How can someone go missing in Singapore and not get found? Okay, Mas Selamat aside but I'm talking about people who ran away from home. I have two theories about that.

1. They're no longer in Singapore

2. They're in Singapore but probably living with their friends.

So I was thinking, IF you do want to run away from home, how do you go about doing that. Somethings you need to have and need to know. So I'll break it down for you.

Things you need to know

1. Singapore is freaking small (unless of course you don't have many friends around)

2. If you do get stopped by the Police, that's it. Home is where you're going to.

3. A missing person is considered missing only after 24 hours.

4. You're sure to get screwed when they find you.

Things you need

1. Money

2. Toothbrush

3. Perfume

4. Sets (please note the S in the Set, the second S) of clothes

5. Places to stay

6. Toilet

7. A master plan

Honestly, I still don't know how people can get missing but this are things you need which are very very essential. I can go on forever about why you need it but I'll leave it up to your own intepretation. Now now, cheers.

.: Go HoMe :.

YoU mAkE mE FuNNy FeeLinG

2008-04-25T08:30:00.003+08:00

Before I go on, let me introduce a random site to you.

Its http://www.subservientchicken.com/.

I don't know what to call the site. Don't worry boys, its safe for work and girls, its nothing naughty so let your kids play it. It's a pretty interesting site for bored people like myself. Tag me about what you think about it.

Now back to business.

I stumbled upon this site the other day http://engrish.com/ and I thought to myself it's a site you should go to when you're feeling crappy and you need a good laugh.

It's a collection of pictures (from signage to billboards) of funny use of English taken from many parts of the world. (that's a hell load of 'ofs' in that line) So I'm not sure where this came from but it would probably be either from Japan or China.

So instead of making fun of this people (which I don't intend to cause I'm still using 'made in China' products) I shall try my best to explain to people what they mean.

So let's go easy on this one. Simple, they just want us to shut the hell up and clean.

Its something fragile and explosive inside so you should use cakes to help reduce loss and never smoke near crate.

This is way better than sex, trust me on this one guys. Firstly, it promotes nutrients cause they are losing popularity amongst men and then further go against science to tell you that oranges, apples, pears and honey are indeed beans.

It's either you buy it of F*ck off!

If you want to go to Platform 2, go via the ass please. Ass here means humps. Okay.

This only shows that if you need water, demand that the manager serve it to you. Just tell him to zip up after serving.

Mountainous regions are considered 'safes' because you go in and never come out. Simple. Like any other safe, the only way out is to get cash out which means paramedics. So don't jump cause they don't know what paramedics are.

They believe in the Save Earth campaign so why not?

It's a place where you get to hit celebrities. Its pretty cool.

In order to meet qualifications of clean, you need to soak in coleslaw.

And now we know where milk comes from.

.: I neeD to LaughiNg mySeLf :.

FaKe TaSte GooD...

2008-04-24T11:05:00.000+08:00

With the upcoming Beijing Olympics games coming in a few months time, Beijing is putting in a lot of effort to reduce the air pollution in their country and making sure everything is safe in their country (I'm talking about security after all the big hoo ha about raging monks) So people from the Save Earth campaign (if you do exist) don't worry, our Chinese friends are doing their part to save the environment.

But Earth aside, they have other issues to settle to cause loads of foreigners from all around the world are coming in. And what is it? English you think? Oh no. That will be my topic for tomorrow, but instead they will need to look into their black market for 'original goods'. Yes, its products that are made in China. See, I don't call them imitation cause some are really products of their own. Then again, they made the originals for the real companies, why make so much noise when they make their own 'original' products.

Remember Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? Yes, this is the official tee shirt for the movie Flying Puma Smoking Weed.

Come on, say it with me, Pe nes a mi G. Okay. Pe nes a mi G.

Okay. I swear I don't know how to pronounce this. Erm can I get a SQ NY batteries?

Change the B with a F and swap the R next to it and you get Frikin Stick..

I call this cheaper no contract phones.

PCP. Portable China Player.

Man I miss my childhood games.

This came out in the news a long time ago. But I think China's car (on the left) looks cuter.

And the best product would go to.........

Rolex. Every child's dream.

.: You OuGht tO LoVe TheM :.

i LoVe theM KiDs...

2008-04-23T22:37:00.004+08:00

Do you love kids? Well, I do. I love them alot actually. I think kids are the most adorable beings on Earth and they make people turn their heads around just to say "aww, what a lovely child"

And when they're at a young age, they always aspire to be like their parents. Which make them much more adorable than before. They always look up to their parents and believe that their parents are their heroes in their lives.

And they always always support their parents in one way or another. But sometimes they can be mean with their words and blame their parents for something they did but at the end of the day, they still say "i love you"

And you know that whereever they go, they will always be safe.

Really, they are.... that's why I love kids...

Thanks for the pictures whoever you are..

.: KiDs :.

iN LoVe wiTh...

2008-04-23T01:12:00.003+08:00

This is what I'm currently in love with...

1. My girlfriend
2. My Mars bar

Why...?

1. Cause shes super nice
2. Cause she bought it for me which so happens to be my favourite chocolate bar

Girlfriend got me Mars cause I was telling her how grumpy I was with endless queues. See this is what happened. And I think its ridiculous for me to bitch about it cause nothing's going to change but hell, let's just do it.

1. My brother came out late from school.
2. I was sweating.
3. I forgot to bring my EZ link card.
4. I had to queue to withdraw money.
5. I had to queue to buy concession for my card.
6. I had to wait for two trains till it finally said 'NEXT TRAIN OUT'

Okay, so day aside, honestly its a rarity for me to do this nowadays but hell again, I have issues that I have to bring up. Issues about the damn train. Yes, the MRT. Oh no, not cause they travel at 70km/hr or cause they are always sparkling clean, its people who board them that make me wonder why throw in more trains on the track when it's not going to change people's mindset on how to board the bloody train.

See, this is why people crowd the entrance/exit of the train.

1. Shit I'm late.
2. Shit there's no train after this.
3. Shit I need to shit so let's just fight for a bloody seat.

That's it. That all. I think SMRT should have a new rule. Well, its ridiculous again but hell, I should run SMRT and give this people a spanking on the asses so they deserve seats.

1. You're given a seat if you're 4 months (and above) pregnant, old and ready to die soon or a child who cannot keep still in the damn train.
2. You're given a seat if you're destination is more than 8 stops away.
3. You're given a seat if you've worked more than 10 hours the day before.

And how do we go around doing this? Damnit. We do screens for everyone and people who take the trains everyday get reserved seats and stickers on their ass which says 'I'm getting this ass down on a seat'

Okay, now seriously, crowding at the entrance/exit of the train is not a really good suggestion. See, we all want to get home in one piece but I believe we all want to go back home comfortably which I think is the one thing that is on everyone's bloody want list but how can we achieve that if everyone's constantly pushing and shoving armpits around?

Letting people alight first may be troublesome but it saves energy from constantly asking people to excuse you when you know the train ain't that big enough for everyone to give you that space you need to excuse yourself out.

This is what I think of the places that I have been to..

1. Boon Lay
People here are spoilt for choice. They have both trains that are heading towards Pasir Ris so being the Singaporeans they are, they just run to whichever that comes in first to the station. And the winner who can bid the woman's voice and beeping sound (door's closing) wins the award for 'I did it like Jackie Chan!'
And people in Boon Lay have never seen escalators in their lifes before therefore they MUST run towards the moving staircase just in case the SMRT staff decides to switch it off before actual closing time.

I swear I can go out but then again, I'm Singaporean and I'm proud to say that we want the best for ourselves. How? We fight for it. Not by shoving and pushing and kicking and punching, we do it with a basic courtesy of "Hello, damnit can't you see the bloody yellow lines"

.: ShOw YoUr FaCe :.

i FoUnD tHiS...

2008-04-21T12:28:00.001+08:00

tHiS iS wHaT i ThiNk...

2008-04-20T12:31:00.002+08:00

Alright. For the following entry, I advise you seek professional help if you do encounter such a problem. Why? Cause you're actually suffering from a disorder. Yes yes, I don't mean to scare you but its true. What is this so called disorder called? It's called HCICR. Yes, that's what its called. Hot Chicks I Can't Resist. So if you think you may be suffering from this, read on, if not, go to www.

So what is it all about? See, if guys see girls, there's only one thing in their heads, their looks. That's all. A more crude way of saying it is, when guys see girls there's only one thing in their heads, sex. Yes, that's the more harsh way of putting it. See, not all guys are like that so woman please don't get scared now. Some guys are like that. If not a few, most.

See, this is my point. Object if you must but this is what I think. If a guy looks at a girl at first glance and thinks shes hot, then their relationship won't be that long. Why? Cause once she gets 'cold' so to speak, she just doesn't turns him on. But if a guys looks at a girl at first glance and says, "I want to get to know more about her" than maybe that works out better. I don't know what the hell I'm trying to say but let's just take a vote now. How many times have you been ditched a ditch someone cause you're sick of the person? Hmm, maybe out of 10, 5?

See, the point is, there is no point to whatever this entry is talking about. So yeah, go figure this one yourself, aye?

.: mAn :.

aFro dUDeS aNd taNNeD skiNNed giRLs...

2008-04-19T23:19:00.007+08:00

Okay. Before I go on with burning issues I have, I would like to give a big shout out to the man of the night. Shit, now I sound gay but I think this guy ought to be mentioned cause I owe it to to him. For his kind help and generosity and especially for saving my ass from the cops for illegal downloading, this dude is the man who saved me from shitty old shit ass crap my god its smelly damn irritating wakrak wakcheng cockadamnit songs that have been playing in my MP3 for ages. (see, its so shitty i had to use words Encarta doesn't even recognize) Give it up for the man of the night, JohnBoy.

Alright, that's all for him cause the more I talk about him, the more I may sound gay. But either ways.. I was thinking about it.....

Shit! I'll stick to shorter hair and leave the attention to JohnBoy. Now back to business.

I've got issues with the world. Yes, you see, I may be a joker and all but when a problem arises, and when I see that there is a need to bitch about it, I shall do it. Okay, I'm using codes and underlying meanings for the next few lines so bare with me as I don't want to get into unwanted attention from the hood.

If you go to Marina Square over the weekends, you would have realized by now how many carpets and mynah birds would gather to nest there. See, its okay to flock the place and patronize the mall but WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NESTING AT THE BLOODY STAIRS TO JUST SMOKE, SHOUT, SIT DOWN TO DRINK BIG GULPS AND DANCE LIKE ITS A FREAKING STUDIO. Like I said, its cool. I do the same but what I don't get is, why must every single one of them hang out in a place where EVERYONE else is hanging out.

"Dude, let's hang out"

"where dude?"

"where everyone is hanging out"

That would have probably be the same old conversation they had over the past 2 months of their nesting life. Okay, now now. Don't get me wrong, its cool its cool but its the stairs, I mean, what is so cool about sitting at the stairs. It's not like there's 10 of this carpets, there's like 50 of them there doing the same thing and I can bet you, half of them are below the age of 18. How do I know? Just check out the dress code. Super obvious.

Okay, that's one of the issues that I wanted to raise, but there's another which I wanted to talk about but I'll save it for tomorow. It's about chicks. Yes, chicks.... Now to tell JohnBoy he's in here..

.: GeT a LiFe :.

YeS Let'S aLL AgreE tO ThaT...

2008-04-16T13:00:00.007+08:00

Let me tell you what I do when I'm bored. I like to read. Oh yes. I do read and I do read blogs. Not cause I want to know what the person is up to (cause I think that thoughts like that should be written in a diary) but instead I try to pick out personal opinions and thoughts about a certain subject. Okay, maybe I'm not making any sense to you right now but hear me out. (in this case, read me out)

'Boys will be BOYS' and 'Men are ALL THE SAME'

Lets just admit it, this are famous lines said by women all around the world when they can't seem to get the right man. Right? Isn't that agreeable. Or when they go through hell with one man and put the blame on all the other men (mind you they don't know who the hell you are but they get the blame for it) who has done nothing wrong to that particular woman. Right? Then we men counter that line by saying 'all woman are hard to please' which is somewhat true BUT not all woman share the same trait.

This is a very debatable subject which if brought forward to the UN will cause headaches to all the powers of the world but in actual fact, its one of the easiest things to go through. What? You don't believe me? Let me tell you how people (mind you I said people cause I'm trying my best to fit my feet into a woman's heals) derive to the conclusion that one person is the same as all his or her other counterpart genders. I don't understand that line but lets just go on.

Lets make up a simple story (which to now sounds so damn cliche but Hollywood is still making money out of it) so that everyone understands the situation.

Woman meets man ---> Falls in love with man---> Then man leaves woman for another woman ---> Then BAM! MEN ARE ALL THE SAME!

Woman meets man ---> Falls in love with man ---> Then man leaves woman cause he's bored of her ---> Then BAM! MEN ARE ALL THE SAME

Woman meets man ---> Falls in love with man ---> Falls madly deeply in love with man ---> Finds out man is actually a married man ---> Then BAM! MEN ARE ALL THE SAME

Ah yes yes yes, there are more but then again, I don't know everyone in the world. So you get my point. No? Neither do I but this is my stand, in every story that is portrayed here, there are things in between the points that are not filled up. Just because one idiot screws up doesn't mean all men are the same. You can't simply put the blame on other people just because of what happened. So instead of pushing the blame, why not fill up the gaps first. Yes, we all know that man have a greater sex drive than woman but they too have feelings, not as much as woman but enough for them to think of their actions.

And men, simple theory. If you must leave for whatever nonsense there is, do come up with a good enough excuse to do so. Leaving them hanging is not a good thing. Okay, if we look at the global stats, which everyone knows I don't have them here so I shall smoke my way out of this, there is an increasing number of people who are actually either changing their gender or marrying the same gender. Why? Its because of this.

Woman decides to hate men and thus runs to woman for comfort. Man thinks that woman are hard to satisfy and then runs to satisfy man. So its a chain reaction thing. It has to work both ways. If woman don't give up easily, there wouldn't be a lot of lesbians roaming the streets and if man were man enough to admit that they can't handle it anymore, there would be enough straight girls left for man to date. Totally agreeable?

So here are ways to work things out.

WOMAN

1. Find a new man.

2. Flirt with them to get to know them BUT don't sell yourself!

3. Break their hearts if you know they are cheating on you

4. Just don't turn to lesbians, man still needs you

MAN

1. Get the 'idiots guide to understanding woman'

2. Come up with better creative reasons for dumping the girl if you have to

3. Don't commit if you know you can't

4. Just try to understand them. They're good. You only have to entertain their nonsense once a month during the 'bleed it out' period.

So are we all agreeable to that?

.: LoVe mY ShA :.

You see....I was really angry

2008-04-12T01:40:00.002+08:00