Here's the thing about blogs that I noticed. If you want it to be known, these are the 3 criteria that you need to fulfill. It's my take on it. So who cares.
1. You have to critic and make fun of people.
2. Tell people about your sex life.
3. Be an ugly bitch first, ask your dad to be surgeon and get a total make over.
Well its true. Don't believe me. Try asking around. People read blogs like this. One is www.thatbloodycritic.blogspot.com where Jason talks about people's profile and stuff. Funny dude. Second would be www.atemptressinme.blogspot.com where the girl shares her sex life with everyone. Her identity is anonymous though, begs the question if its real. Thirdly would be www.dawnyang.com. I shall go no further than this. You all should know her. So I don't fit any of the criteria mentioned.
1. I don't criticize people cause I don't really mention names till I'm forced too.
2. I don't share my sex life. That's for sure.
3. I'm not ugly and I don't need knifes on me.
Soooo.. my point is, go on and read it if you must. I prefer balancing my ideas and my life. Again, this is my take on it. Who cares. So what's I'm going to talk about today would be the four letter word. LOVE. Yeah. The thing that makes people cry, happy, sad, smile... Oh wait. They all have the same meaning.
My boss broke up with his girlfriend because..
1. The girl claims that he has no time for her.
2. She doesn't want to get married to him and face the 4 walls alone.
3. I think that's all about it.
I don't get it. Its nice to break up with someone IF you have a valid reason... So this should be the reason/reasons you should give.
1. I can hardly hold on to you and even if I did you'll have to rush off to work.
2. I can be alone for awhile but when you're gone for too long it just hurts too much.
3. I can come up with more reasons but they would all be lies.
You could try it but I figure it wouldn't work either ways. Okay. So lets try a harder approach then..
1. You can't satisfy me, sorry.
2. I can't do solo! I need a partner.
3. I'm seeing someone else and he's the reason for this.
Not bad. What about the soft approach.
1. Nothing
2. Really nothing.
3. Okay fine. I love you but you're just not there.
Hmm. Honestly I don't know how it works but its a pretty hard thing for him I guess. He's acting cool about it but I know he's having a hard time inside. Poor kid. I had this idea to get him a muffin and gave it to him. We bought one form Coffee Bean and he took it with a smile. A funny smile but at least he did smile. I'm talking crap now. Go to sleep.
.: GooD NIght :.
