Now, let me tell you why I love Mozilla Firefox. Easy, its because they do my spell check for me while I'm actually blogging which I don't think IE can do. Come to think of it, I've not been using IE since, God knows when. Oh yeah, I know when, when I discovered Mozilla Firefox. It is so well established that they were able to get donations from users (like you and myself) to donate to their campaigns. Now, how cool is that. If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, go to wiki and find it for yourself. Its about time you learn to educate yourself. Self exploration is the better word or might I say better words to describe it. But besides the point, lets dive in to another topic. Why is it hard to leave someone...
You know what people say everytime you try to proof to them that you can do it "alaa you, talk only no action" Well, all typical Singaporeans say it. Ah, come on, admit it, you do yourself don't you. Well if you put it in Chinese terms they prefer to call it "talk cock". In Malay its "Berbual World" and in Tamil in "Kote Peychi Pey Sa Dei" (to my fellow Indian friends, terribly sorry if I spelt it wrongly but I do know how to say it though) Well, if you notice somehow they all have English words in it but besides that, you get what I mean don't you.
Well, the same old saying applies to couples who really really really really love each other alot. I'm not kidding. Trust me. Ever heard your mum and dad fighting then they will end up going "I hate this house" then your mum will go "yeah I hate it to cause I do all the cleaning around here" then your dad retaliates saying "well screw you" then your mum goes "well if you didn't then how the hell did you get children" then they go on and on and on and on to the point where they go "I want a divorce" then comes in the lawyers and other family members then when they realized how much shit they have to go through just so they don't get to sleep on the same bed did they come back together and shake hands and tell each other "you know hon, I didn't mean it. Lets have twins"
Alright, maybe I went a little too far but in fact, this is true. Its a known thing by all human beings but I'm just saying it to remind everyone including myself that people say things on impulse and they don't really mean it. So if you come to a situation you cannot handle, its best you saved it for another day (not year please) to settle the problem when both parties, sometimes it can come up to three, are in the right mind to talk. Yes, its a LONG and TEDIOUS process but doesn't good things come in last. Like say for example Singapore.
When you start primary school, you get your own EZ Link Card. Now, how cool is that.
Then when you reach secondary school, you get to learn about sex education. Now that's a benefit.
When you're 16, you finally get to see what boobs look like in the movies.
Then when you're 18, you get to smoke your very first stick legally and no one will ever catch you.
Then when you're 21, you finally realized how its done and then you can go back to secondary school to tell your form teacher that what she taught you was actually wrong.
See? Get the idea. All good things come at the end. Yeah, especially the CPF. You get it when you're half dead and the idiots you call children get all the hard earned cash that you deserve. Now, suddenly everything can be deducted from the CPF EXCEPT for your own use. Now that's a waste of good money. Speaking of which, I'm FLAT broke..
.: ApiZ LoVes Sha :.
I don't really know what to blog about so lets just talk about stereotyping. Ah yes, the sensitive subject which no one wants to talk about. Well, its actually happening on a daily basis but I guess no one can really talk about it in the open or someone's going to end up behind bars. Well, its true. According to law, someone who mentions something that might disrupt the peace that we have in this country may be eligible to go behind bars. Just imagine if they had a long queue for people entering prison.
Prison Warden: Killed family. Okay. Enter room 12B. Its the first room after the first turn. NEXT!Prisoner B: Afternoon Sir.Prison Warden: Afternoon. Documents please. Let me them. (Takes documents) Arsonist. Burned down 5 cars. Not bad. Okay. Enter room 56C. Level 5. Exit to the right. NEXT!Prisoner C: Here you go.Prison Warden: So rude. Deserves you right for coming here. Let me see. Made harsh criticism about Malay Community. Made fun of the Chinese Boys. Insulted the Indians. Wow. That's very bad of you. Your race sir.Prisoner C: Others Sir.Prison Warden: No wonder.Let me just get this straight. There is a reason why there is an
'Others. Please specify' section for the races. Just imagine if there wasn't.
Name: ________________________________
Age:____
Race: Please select one
Malay:__
Chinese:__
Indian:__
Eurasian:__
Japanese:__
Dutch:__
African:__
Caucasian:__
And the list will just go on and on and people will take forever to fill up the blanks. And best this is, we live in such a harmonious country that people don't stick to their own race. So lets see what we have came up with.
Chinese + Indian = ChindianMalay + Chinese = ManeseIndian + Malay = IndilayThat's like just a few combo. So what if you got the more complicated ones.
Chinese + Sinhalese = ChinhaleseMalay + Ducth = MacthIndian + Caucasian = IndisianSo I guess its justified enough that the 'others' should just stay. I do have friends who feel offended that they have to put 'others' as their race but they can't help it. And the best thing is, they don't know what's their race.
Boy A to Hafez: Hi, what's your race.Hafez: I'm Malay.Boy A to Boy C: Hi, what's your race.Boy C: Oh. My father's Chinese, my mum is Dutch, then my grandfather is Eurasian and my nenek is Malay so what does that make me? I don't really know.Now now. Ain't that complicated. So I don't really know where stereotypes come in here but yeah, I'll talk about it some other time.
.: LoVe ApiZ :.
Yes. It was done by me, Apiz
Statistics have shown or stated that boys are becoming more like girls and vice versa. Such instances that I have gathered are as follows:
- Girls ask guys out more now
- Guys whine more when they want attention
- Girls are vain, naturally.
- Boys are vainer. They even have spas for them to go to cleanse their inner beauty.
- They are more male metrosexuals on the streets now. Some, especially those with pencil stick legs in skinnies look like crap but at least their trying.
From this and more, I have come to one conclusion. I want a motorbike. Think with me, if you may.
Boys keep secrets from you. Motorbikes tell you when they’re running out of fuel.
They only time I would be separated from my motorbike is when I send it for maintenance. And not for stupid excuses, like I need to think.
No offence, to some girlfriends but your boyfriends don’t know how to dress up. Why try to look adorable attractive when you’re boyfriend won’t even notice?
Now, motorbikes, you can dress them up. You can add frills to the handle bars. Do any paint work you want and the best part, everyone will notice it.
And once you’re bored of it, just change it.
You’re motorbike will always be there for you.
Its can be your bed, you just need an umbrella.
You can talk to it and it will never snap back.
And when its tired, it’ll just offer you rear mirrors to you to tell you how pretty and pretty ugly you look.
And the best part is, you can cheat with it on another bike and nothing, yes, absolutely nothing will happen. In fact, they might just end up sharing the same parking lot.
So my beloved boyfriend, if you’re reading this, I’m in big trouble. If you’re not, I’m having and affair with the best boyfriend, I mean bike in the whole world. I just have to get my dad to buy it for me first.
Love loves: Natasha
Lets try to get this right. What is office politics? Simple. This is my take on it. Its happening everywhere and its something no one can control even how ethically right you may be. Its a mixture of both your shit and heart. Sorry I mean your mind. But anyways, simple. I like you, you like me, I don't like you, you get it from me. So you understood that part of it? Simple ain't it.
So here are steps of getting OUT of it.
1. Act dumb
When you act dumb, no one can blame you. Cause they may thing you're like that.
Scenario One.
Could you get this for me?
Sorry. What? Where? Eh, I don't know lei....
2. Shut the fuck up
When you do as so, life is so simple.
Scenario Two
Eh what you think of her ah?
Who? She ah. No comments lah. I don't know her so I can't judge her.
3. Listen well and keep it to yourself
Simple. Just listen and don't say anything. Even if you know a secret.
Scenario 3
Eh you know, she ah take the money lei
Really ah. Eh tell boss lah
Times like this, just shut the hell up
Working is fun and everyone is happy with everyone else. So yeah.
.: You SuCk :.
This is it. The thing that will make people shut the hell up. Let me discuss things that people do to each other that will decide whether they're together or not. Its signs, so it may not be entirely true but its my point of view.
Friends : They can hug each other goodbye. Tell each other stuff but they don't go beyond that.
Close friends: Always there for each other. Tell each other way too much stuff and sometimes they go beyond it BUT they always tell each other its best to stay friends.
Lovers : Simple. They will go bonkers without each other.
Others: Skip one and two and jump to three without talking about four.
It's really strange how the world works and how people react to it but trust me, its an individual effort though they always say that it takes two to clap. But then again, don't all masterminds plan their move.. alone?
.: LoSt :.
*Please be warned that this entry was written by a blogger high on PMS*
Thank You.
Ladies and gentlemen….Ooh Wee…..
Let me introduce myself.
My name is Natasha. Just call me Natasha.
Like any other and every other girl I am a bitch.
I smile, I talk, I laugh and yes I am eccentric.
I have never really actually and most definitely blogged before. So this is like my first time. And right now at this hour, I have only one thing on my mind….
GIRLS SUCK! They suck more when they use stuffed up push up bras. I mean come on, if they’re small, they’re small. If they’re big, I’m jealous.
Anyways, this is just what I think. So if you got small boobies, hey you’re blessed. If you got big juggies, I’m still jealous. Oh yes yes, and here is three other good reason of why I think Girls Suck.
- They are over empowering and manipulative and when they don’t get what they want, they pull a big fit. Especially when it’s a pimple on their face and they can’t pop it.
- They perpetually think they’re fat.
- They just do. And lastly………
- Trust me, I’m a girl I should know
So yeah. That’s my first entry. Girls suck. But hey, all you boys you are reading, they can be real gems too. A diamond in the raft. How would I know. Please refer to Reason 4 above.
Thank you and goodnight.
Before I go on.. I'll do this for a friend of mine..
So if you have last minute Valentine's Day shopping please do visit the shop which is located at Bugis. Its near the Malay Heritage center, opposite Tepak Sireh restaurant.
Now now, this is the thing. Here is the new blog where I'll be sharing with Natasha. So what is it about? Well, its hard to say. You'll have to wait. But I would just like to say that this would be the place where we can share or oppose ideas. Okay?
.: CheeRS :.
Yes, its official then. Its the last day of polytechnic life. Things I would miss..
1. Random Hellos to people
2. Walking to school
3. Dragging myself to school
4. Long MRT rides (which includes the crowd that comes along with it)
5. Hanging out with my friends
6. Running away from class
7. Staring at security guards
8. Coming in late for class
9. Trying your best to smoke out of a presentation
10. Deciding which canteen to eat at
11. Smoking with friends (whoever is at the carpark waiting)
12. Toilet breaks
13. Making fun of err... people I don't know
14. Checking the girls out as well
15. Trying to get to know people
16. Talking crap while trying our best to remind ourselves we've got class
17. Drums
18. The piano
19. Walking around aimlessly
20. The XBox console
21. The boardgames
22. Finding new places to smoke
23. Meeting new people each day
24. The long ramp which still to me doesn't make life easier
25. The hot sun
26. The sometimes muddy walk to school
27. Causeway Point
28. 6 P's though I never listen to them
29. Writing in RJs
30. Constantly checking your grades to see how you faired
And loads more.. Now I miss Sha...
.: LoaDs :.
So if you have last minute Valentine's Day shopping please do visit the shop which is located at Bugis. Its near the Malay Heritage center, opposite Tepak Sireh restaurant.