Put here anything you want like a disclaimer, welcome message, anything. Even a counter.

Let me tell you why I love my friends....



Best thing was.... it continued...



Yes, I love my friends...

Yes, that was something random. Got it off the net and the remarks below the picture aren't words of mine. But anyways, back to topic.

Sometimes, we feel like running away from home and till now I don't get this 'missing people' thing happening in Singapore. How can someone go missing in Singapore and not get found? Okay, Mas Selamat aside but I'm talking about people who ran away from home. I have two theories about that.

1. They're no longer in Singapore

2. They're in Singapore but probably living with their friends.

So I was thinking, IF you do want to run away from home, how do you go about doing that. Somethings you need to have and need to know. So I'll break it down for you.

Things you need to know

1. Singapore is freaking small (unless of course you don't have many friends around)

2. If you do get stopped by the Police, that's it. Home is where you're going to.

3. A missing person is considered missing only after 24 hours.

4. You're sure to get screwed when they find you.

Things you need

1. Money

2. Toothbrush

3. Perfume

4. Sets (please note the S in the Set, the second S) of clothes

5. Places to stay

6. Toilet

7. A master plan

Honestly, I still don't know how people can get missing but this are things you need which are very very essential. I can go on forever about why you need it but I'll leave it up to your own intepretation. Now now, cheers.

.: Go HoMe :.

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Before I go on, let me introduce a random site to you.

Its http://www.subservientchicken.com/.

I don't know what to call the site. Don't worry boys, its safe for work and girls, its nothing naughty so let your kids play it. It's a pretty interesting site for bored people like myself. Tag me about what you think about it.


Now back to business.

I stumbled upon this site the other day http://engrish.com/ and I thought to myself it's a site you should go to when you're feeling crappy and you need a good laugh.

It's a collection of pictures (from signage to billboards) of funny use of English taken from many parts of the world. (that's a hell load of 'ofs' in that line) So I'm not sure where this came from but it would probably be either from Japan or China.

So instead of making fun of this people (which I don't intend to cause I'm still using 'made in China' products) I shall try my best to explain to people what they mean.


So let's go easy on this one. Simple, they just want us to shut the hell up and clean.




Its something fragile and explosive inside so you should use cakes to help reduce loss and never smoke near crate.

This is way better than sex, trust me on this one guys. Firstly, it promotes nutrients cause they are losing popularity amongst men and then further go against science to tell you that oranges, apples, pears and honey are indeed beans.

It's either you buy it of F*ck off!

If you want to go to Platform 2, go via the ass please. Ass here means humps. Okay.

This only shows that if you need water, demand that the manager serve it to you. Just tell him to zip up after serving.

Mountainous regions are considered 'safes' because you go in and never come out. Simple. Like any other safe, the only way out is to get cash out which means paramedics. So don't jump cause they don't know what paramedics are.

They believe in the Save Earth campaign so why not?

It's a place where you get to hit celebrities. Its pretty cool.

In order to meet qualifications of clean, you need to soak in coleslaw.

And now we know where milk comes from.

.: I neeD to LaughiNg mySeLf :.

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With the upcoming Beijing Olympics games coming in a few months time, Beijing is putting in a lot of effort to reduce the air pollution in their country and making sure everything is safe in their country (I'm talking about security after all the big hoo ha about raging monks) So people from the Save Earth campaign (if you do exist) don't worry, our Chinese friends are doing their part to save the environment.

But Earth aside, they have other issues to settle to cause loads of foreigners from all around the world are coming in. And what is it? English you think? Oh no. That will be my topic for tomorrow, but instead they will need to look into their black market for 'original goods'. Yes, its products that are made in China. See, I don't call them imitation cause some are really products of their own. Then again, they made the originals for the real companies, why make so much noise when they make their own 'original' products.








Remember Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon? Yes, this is the official tee shirt for the movie Flying Puma Smoking Weed.

Come on, say it with me, Pe nes a mi G. Okay. Pe nes a mi G.

Okay. I swear I don't know how to pronounce this. Erm can I get a SQ NY batteries?

Change the B with a F and swap the R next to it and you get Frikin Stick..

I call this cheaper no contract phones.

PCP. Portable China Player.

Man I miss my childhood games.

This came out in the news a long time ago. But I think China's car (on the left) looks cuter.

And the best product would go to.........

Rolex. Every child's dream.

.: You OuGht tO LoVe TheM :.

Do you love kids? Well, I do. I love them alot actually. I think kids are the most adorable beings on Earth and they make people turn their heads around just to say "aww, what a lovely child"





And when they're at a young age, they always aspire to be like their parents. Which make them much more adorable than before. They always look up to their parents and believe that their parents are their heroes in their lives.





And they always always support their parents in one way or another. But sometimes they can be mean with their words and blame their parents for something they did but at the end of the day, they still say "i love you"





And you know that whereever they go, they will always be safe.

Really, they are.... that's why I love kids...

Thanks for the pictures whoever you are..

.: KiDs :.

This is what I'm currently in love with...

1. My girlfriend
2. My Mars bar

Why...?

1. Cause shes super nice
2. Cause she bought it for me which so happens to be my favourite chocolate bar

Girlfriend got me Mars cause I was telling her how grumpy I was with endless queues. See this is what happened. And I think its ridiculous for me to bitch about it cause nothing's going to change but hell, let's just do it.

1. My brother came out late from school.
2. I was sweating.
3. I forgot to bring my EZ link card.
4. I had to queue to withdraw money.
5. I had to queue to buy concession for my card.
6. I had to wait for two trains till it finally said 'NEXT TRAIN OUT'

Okay, so day aside, honestly its a rarity for me to do this nowadays but hell again, I have issues that I have to bring up. Issues about the damn train. Yes, the MRT. Oh no, not cause they travel at 70km/hr or cause they are always sparkling clean, its people who board them that make me wonder why throw in more trains on the track when it's not going to change people's mindset on how to board the bloody train.

See, this is why people crowd the entrance/exit of the train.

1. Shit I'm late.
2. Shit there's no train after this.
3. Shit I need to shit so let's just fight for a bloody seat.

That's it. That all. I think SMRT should have a new rule. Well, its ridiculous again but hell, I should run SMRT and give this people a spanking on the asses so they deserve seats.

1. You're given a seat if you're 4 months (and above) pregnant, old and ready to die soon or a child who cannot keep still in the damn train.
2. You're given a seat if you're destination is more than 8 stops away.
3. You're given a seat if you've worked more than 10 hours the day before.

And how do we go around doing this? Damnit. We do screens for everyone and people who take the trains everyday get reserved seats and stickers on their ass which says 'I'm getting this ass down on a seat'

Okay, now seriously, crowding at the entrance/exit of the train is not a really good suggestion. See, we all want to get home in one piece but I believe we all want to go back home comfortably which I think is the one thing that is on everyone's bloody want list but how can we achieve that if everyone's constantly pushing and shoving armpits around?

Letting people alight first may be troublesome but it saves energy from constantly asking people to excuse you when you know the train ain't that big enough for everyone to give you that space you need to excuse yourself out.

This is what I think of the places that I have been to..

1. Boon Lay
People here are spoilt for choice. They have both trains that are heading towards Pasir Ris so being the Singaporeans they are, they just run to whichever that comes in first to the station. And the winner who can bid the woman's voice and beeping sound (door's closing) wins the award for 'I did it like Jackie Chan!'
And people in Boon Lay have never seen escalators in their lifes before therefore they MUST run towards the moving staircase just in case the SMRT staff decides to switch it off before actual closing time.

I swear I can go out but then again, I'm Singaporean and I'm proud to say that we want the best for ourselves. How? We fight for it. Not by shoving and pushing and kicking and punching, we do it with a basic courtesy of "Hello, damnit can't you see the bloody yellow lines"







Alright. For the following entry, I advise you seek professional help if you do encounter such a problem. Why? Cause you're actually suffering from a disorder. Yes yes, I don't mean to scare you but its true. What is this so called disorder called? It's called HCICR. Yes, that's what its called. Hot Chicks I Can't Resist. So if you think you may be suffering from this, read on, if not, go to www.

So what is it all about? See, if guys see girls, there's only one thing in their heads, their looks. That's all. A more crude way of saying it is, when guys see girls there's only one thing in their heads, sex. Yes, that's the more harsh way of putting it. See, not all guys are like that so woman please don't get scared now. Some guys are like that. If not a few, most.

See, this is my point. Object if you must but this is what I think. If a guy looks at a girl at first glance and thinks shes hot, then their relationship won't be that long. Why? Cause once she gets 'cold' so to speak, she just doesn't turns him on. But if a guys looks at a girl at first glance and says, "I want to get to know more about her" than maybe that works out better. I don't know what the hell I'm trying to say but let's just take a vote now. How many times have you been ditched a ditch someone cause you're sick of the person? Hmm, maybe out of 10, 5?

See, the point is, there is no point to whatever this entry is talking about. So yeah, go figure this one yourself, aye?

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Okay. Before I go on with burning issues I have, I would like to give a big shout out to the man of the night. Shit, now I sound gay but I think this guy ought to be mentioned cause I owe it to to him. For his kind help and generosity and especially for saving my ass from the cops for illegal downloading, this dude is the man who saved me from shitty old shit ass crap my god its smelly damn irritating wakrak wakcheng cockadamnit songs that have been playing in my MP3 for ages. (see, its so shitty i had to use words Encarta doesn't even recognize) Give it up for the man of the night, JohnBoy.






Alright, that's all for him cause the more I talk about him, the more I may sound gay. But either ways.. I was thinking about it.....









Shit! I'll stick to shorter hair and leave the attention to JohnBoy. Now back to business.





I've got issues with the world. Yes, you see, I may be a joker and all but when a problem arises, and when I see that there is a need to bitch about it, I shall do it. Okay, I'm using codes and underlying meanings for the next few lines so bare with me as I don't want to get into unwanted attention from the hood.



If you go to Marina Square over the weekends, you would have realized by now how many carpets and mynah birds would gather to nest there. See, its okay to flock the place and patronize the mall but WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING NESTING AT THE BLOODY STAIRS TO JUST SMOKE, SHOUT, SIT DOWN TO DRINK BIG GULPS AND DANCE LIKE ITS A FREAKING STUDIO. Like I said, its cool. I do the same but what I don't get is, why must every single one of them hang out in a place where EVERYONE else is hanging out.



"Dude, let's hang out"



"where dude?"



"where everyone is hanging out"



That would have probably be the same old conversation they had over the past 2 months of their nesting life. Okay, now now. Don't get me wrong, its cool its cool but its the stairs, I mean, what is so cool about sitting at the stairs. It's not like there's 10 of this carpets, there's like 50 of them there doing the same thing and I can bet you, half of them are below the age of 18. How do I know? Just check out the dress code. Super obvious.

Okay, that's one of the issues that I wanted to raise, but there's another which I wanted to talk about but I'll save it for tomorow. It's about chicks. Yes, chicks.... Now to tell JohnBoy he's in here..




Let me tell you what I do when I'm bored. I like to read. Oh yes. I do read and I do read blogs. Not cause I want to know what the person is up to (cause I think that thoughts like that should be written in a diary) but instead I try to pick out personal opinions and thoughts about a certain subject. Okay, maybe I'm not making any sense to you right now but hear me out. (in this case, read me out)

There are people in your life, you see

Who just spit right in your face, you see

And as much as you want to get back at them, you see

You just hold it in.

There are people in your life, you see

Who throw stones at you, you see

And as much as you want to throw them back, you see

You just hold it in.

There are people in your life, you see

Who just hurt you, you see

And much as you want to do anything, you see

You just hold it in.

There are people in your life, you see

Who burn you, you see

And as much as you want to throw them in hell, you see

You just hold it in.

There are people in your life, you see

Who just use you, you see

And as much want to get back at them, you see

You just hold it in.

There are people in your life, you see.

Who…..well… yeah.

And as much as you try, wish or pray,

You just hold it in.

And oh yeah, these people really make life not worth living at all. You dont have to see that.

F%^&* off,

Natasha

For better understanding, we shall do this in a systematic order. Let’s begin….


Monday
I had a strong craving for….uh oh…I cant remember. Too long ago. Oh no wait, I remember, oh yes, I had a craving to buy a new dress. And that’s exactly what I did NOT do. Why? Cause all the dresses I looked and tried on which was about 3 was down right….yuck! It was either too short, too transparent…too red and too expensive.


Tuesday
It was a bright and early morning. I stretched, got out of bed, blink twice and went back to bed. I had a huge craving to dream. But dammit, I couldn’t cause I had to go to work. Work sucked. I think. So I had a craving to buy a new top. Something white, with a neat collar and a kick ass design. So I went to a FOX outlet and look at their new collection.. All the clothes I wanted to buy were not what I was initially looking for. So I walked out with absolutely nothing. So yeah. So sad.


Wednesday
I like Wednesdays. It means that its only 2 more days to the weekend. Wohoo.
On this day, I woke up fresh and bright but not so early. I may have squeeze some tooth paste onto my palm thinking it was soap. I may have done it twice. But I was still bright. Why? Cause I already decided what I wanted to eat for the day. I wanted to eat cheese cheese cheese and more cheese. I had a cheese sandwich for breakfast. Noodles with cheese for lunch. And some chilli. For dinner, I had little veggies, with tons of melted cheese on top. Delicious.
This is was very strong craving day.


Thursday
Took a break froaving and just drank water. I was constipated too. Too much cheese.


Friday
Oh my French Fries. I ate Swensons French fries. The one that comes in a striped cone with an array of sauces. I had extra money and ate the ice cream too. The cookies and cream one with extra cookies and lesser cream. To end it off, I ate steaming hot bowl of baked rice. With extra tobasco sauce and cheese. Oh yes, I ate in the that same sequence too. Fries-dessert-main course. Delicious.

Saturday
Cant crave for anything. Suffering for double constipation. Damn it. You should know why.

Sunday
I crave to shit.
No further cravings.


Craved out,
Natasha


I need a new job. Seriously. But anyways, I have a new layout for the blog. Very blue I know but what to do, I was damn bored lah.

I was asking myself.. how would I look like if I was the following....

3. Sumo (Wrestler)

I need to eat loads more than what I'm eating now.

5. Mascot (Mcdonalds)

And I thought brown was a cute colour. Now I'll be white yellow and red.

6. Army (Serving the nation)

Man, I've not gotten my NS letter

7. A teacher (a really fat one)

I wished..

I really really need a job...

Tim had an idea to go night cycling the other day. So we went, the four of us Tim, MC, Angus and myself. Yes we travelled the whole of Singapore, for that is what we claim to do when we meet strangers but in actual fact, we only covered 1% of the entire Singapore and this area is called the East. Very complicated story but indeed fun to be at.



But you see, I was the only one without a bicycle. Many thanks to Zat for lending me his own bicycle but besides that point, I had to travel back home via MRT to go home. There ain't no way I can escape that. Taking the taxi is out of the question as we all know, taxi fares are sky rocket nowadays.



So on my way back home, I noticed something. Something I guess everyone knows or should know if you're taking the MRT home. If you don't know, then we all know why you don't know. Cause you're one of them. Who is them? People who sleep in the trains. See, there are many ways of sleeping in the train. Sit up straight, stretch your legs out till it reaches the pole, lean against the glass panel, sleeping on your partners lap. So many 1001 ways to do it but you see, here at bra and boxers, we prefer visuals. I don't know about Natasha but I do.. ALOT. So here are some examples of how people sleep in trains.

PLEASE NOTE. IF YOU FIND YOUR PICTURE HERE AND WOULD LIKE IT REMOVED, PLEASE DO INFORM ME. IM NOT HERE TO MOCK OR MAKE A JOKE OUT OF YOU. IM JUST PROVIDING ENTERTAINMENT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DEPRIVED OF HAPPINESS. LETS JUST PUT IT THAT IM FEEDING THAT HUNGER OF BOREDOM.

1. This is the typical lady like way to sleep. Hands nicely placed on the lap (for this case the bag which is on the lap) with a good body posture and eyes closed. No bumping here and there cause you're not fully asleep but 85% aware of your surrounding. Good if you're sleeping beside a fat person.





2. Sleeping while you're standing up. Simple. Just cover your eyes from the super bright lights of the train and doze of to dream land. Good during peak hours but may be quite a problem if you tend to go overboard and decide to put in 100% sleep mode. But please note, try to maintain hands gestures or how you place your hand. People might think you lost the lottery.



3. Sleep on your partners shoulder. Very typical couple thing to do. But note, for guys, wear loads of perfume to make sure she can handle the perfume and for girls, its your partners shoulder not your room pillow. Try to cover the gap a little. Okay? And oh yeah, its nice to see a couple gesture like so, but guys, a little respect. Show some love. STOP PLAYING YOUR GOD DAMN PSP AND SHOW THE GIRL SOME LOVE WILL YA! Okay, that's all.





4. Sleep like you just don't care. A little blur for this one, you probably have to zoom in yourself to the girl in blue. After which I have no further comments.



5. Last but not least... If you sleep.... go ahead......










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