Mehmet Gunsur. A turkish yummy actor.
Simple right? Realised that there wasn't ant trains in Woodlands? It was really really simple. So the people were thinking, hey, the people in the North shouldn't be deprived of the MRT. So they continued the line.
So a little yellow won't really do much harm to the already complicated MRT line. But now comes in the Kiasu part. See, being jealous is one thing, Kiasu is another. Now this clearly shows that ALL Singaporens are Kiasu.
I pity the school kids in 10 years time. I wonder how they are ever gonna draw this in their notebooks.
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Even the Ducati looks sexier..... naked.
Do as follows and you might find yourself that special someone.
This art will only work if you want a quickie relationship or friends with…ahem….money, cars, credit cards and not forget benefits.But if you do it right. Who knows..it might flourish. :)
1. It takes time.
Start as friends. Play it cool. Find some common ground to talk about. Ask for his or her number.
Do it smoothly. Try this…
“What’s wrong with you? How come you don’t have my number? Give me your handphone.”
2. Start talking…..slowly.
Forget all those forwarded messages. Go straight to the point. But, I repeat, BUT, DO IT BLUNTLY. Like if you were thinking about you’re special someone, let him/her know.
Try this….
“I was thinking about you earlier today. Don’t ask why”
Now humans being creatures of curiosity would definitely ask why. So keep the ball rolling….
Try this….
“Oh you wouldn’t want to know. Trust me. But if you must, I’m feeling really sick and I blame it all on you”
Once again, humans being defensive would ask why.
Continue rolling the ball.
Try this...
“K fine, I was thinking about your eyes cause I think they’re super nice and walked right into a lamp post. Now I have a terrible headache.”
Try this….
“Well yeah, I guess. Are you alright? Cause when I knocked in to the lamp post, your eyes become rather bloody. I hope they’re still nice though. Can you see alright? How many fingers am I holding up?
3. Find out his/her status.
Is he/she single? Available? Going through a divorce? Looking for husband or looking for someone to fling?
These things are essential to find out. I’m sure you don’t want to entangle yourself into a love web or where her boyfriend hunts you down for not knowing that she was taken. Or when she calls you telling you that her boy is for hers only and she’ll call her gang to come slaughter you and your family.
Girls these days can be really feisty. Just ask the Minahs and Ah lians.
Don’t know how to find out her/his status?
Try this….
“What do you think about relationships?” OR
“What’s your take on marriage?”
Of course your special someone would ask why you asked.
Keep it simple.
“Oh I dunno. I use to have this girl/boyfriend who proposed to me when we were only like 3 months into the relationship. I thought I was mad but well yeah, she is more and…..”
4. Getting a date
You’re friends now. So this is simple.
Try this….
“You free tomorrow? Meet me? There’s this place I want to go to but I’m scared people might stare at me. You know from the lamp post incident and all. How’s seven sound?"
5. Enjoy
Once you’ve got the above all done. Just keep going. Smile. Chat. Laugh. Kiss.
6. Going in deeper.
If you want to go deeper into the relationship. You want to turn your special someone into someone special? Then treat every date like the first date. Smile. Chat. Laugh. Don’t kiss. Remind him/her of how you’ll got together.
7. Then Kiss.
Good Luck.
Love loves,
Natasha