BIG MONSTERS
Also known as......
BOYSWhy is he wearing makeup? 
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Yeah. That's why.
And no its not the same person.PMS MONSTERS
Also known as....... GIRLS
Especially in maternity clothes
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Warning!
Can be bigger monsters especially during that time of the month.
Now, what happens when you put 2 monsters of the different sex together?
Well, there are a few possible outcomes.
1. Innocence VS Cash
Girl: You (pulls a face) suck.
Boy: How much money do you want?
2. Looks VS Honesty
Girl: Do I?!
Boy: No I dont think you look fat.
3. Truth VS Ego
Girl: You suck.
Boy: In the bed room or personality wise.
4. Truth VS Sports
Girl: You suck bigtime
Boy: Huh?
5. Truth VS Ego...again
Girl: I hate you
Boy: With or without clothes on?
6. Truth VS Soccer
Girl: I can't believe we're having this conversation.
Boy: Huh?
7. Truth VS Ego...again.....again
Girl: You suck bigtime.
Boy: I told you to leave the licking to me.
8. Alone VS Piss
Girl: You're never there.
Boy: Where? Sorry I had to pee.
9. I want VS I can't
Girl: Can you buy me that?
Boy: Of course Princess.
Girl: Please. (pulls face)
Boy: What now?
10. The point.
As you can see, BIG Monsters have BIG Egos.
PMS monsters just dont talk straight enough.
11. Hope
There, are however, good monsters. Ones who understand each other. Those who can provide each other with love. Happiness. Security. As such....
Love loves,
Natasha
Also known as......
Also known as.......
