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I want to share with you something...There was this man who asked his with,"Can we make love tonight?"The woman replied,"No."The man asked,"Why not?"The woman replied,"You don's satisfy me."Demoralized the man decided to go online to seek some answers. He came across this website,"HOW TO SATISFY YOUR WIFE"On the site, was a product, VAnDick, on how to satisfy woman.So the man met up with the man who sold the product."This is bound to satisfy your wife,"the man encouraged,"How does it work?""Just say VanDick and the command.Let me demonstrate it to you."The man pointed to the door."VanDick The Door."VanDick started to vibrate, aimed for the door.The door shattered."VanDick The Window.VAnDick started to vibrate, aimed for the window.The window shattered. Pleased, the husband bought the product and tried it out it out."Here love, try this," he told his wife."VanDick Her Pussy," he commanded.Wohooooooooooooo! The wife was in heaven.After some time, she told her husband,"Darling, its getting painful. Make it stop."The husband panicked. He didn't know how to make it stop. "Um, a, oh shit, erm, oh gosh, damn, i'll take you to the hospital.Maybe they can dismantle it or something."So they rushed to the hospital.Half way there, they were stopped by the traffic police. "Do you know how fast you were going?""I'm sorry officer but my wife she has the VanDick stuck and you know, I was she was, and we were, oh man, its the VanDick sir, we have tooo....."The officer replied,"Yeah yeah VanDick My ass."=) Natasha(=
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