Busy

Besides warming my bed and eating free food, yes I've been well. Now, back to some pointers.

If you happen to go to Taiwan, this are the dos and don'ts.

Train Stations.
If you're a girl, there's a special BLUE BOX for you to stand in at the platform after 11pm. If you're a guy, forget about trying to even come near them.

Stand on the right of the escalator if you're lazy. If you happen to block the way for whatever fuck reason, be prepared to pay $1500 NT. (I think its much more than that)

Queue up if you're boarding the train, there's this dude that who enforces this rule. You don't want people staring at you while you look like an idiot being whistled by the dude.

Do be polite and treat every individual like they know the English language. If they don't.... I won't give you any ideas. Go experiment yourself.

Shopping
Do bargain cause they do give discounts.

You better buy the damn thing after you bargain for a good price. You don't want to see an angry Chinese dude with a 15 inch blade in his right hand

Watch out for 'unwanted people'. If they try to con you, be polite and punch them

Walking around town
Its good to have a map with you but try to pull your Chinese buddy along when you go around. It's useful and better if they speak proper Mandarin and can read off the signboards.

There's this special boxes on the road for scooters so don't be alarmed if they suddenly drive pass you while you're crossing the road and come to a sudden stop 5 cm away from you. I call them Valanteeno Rosi. Chinese style.

Ask around! They are very friendly people. And they will go the extra mile for you, like seriously.



Other than that, the girls from the North are prettier..... That didn't come from me..

.: LaZy :.