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Friday, January 18, 2008 @ Friday, January 18, 2008 +

So here it is. A fresh new look for a pretty old blog. What do you think of it? Okay fine, well maybe not that fresh cause the dude is after all dead at the top but that's the erm most creative thing I could think of at such a time. Well, I like it alot cause I designed it myself (fuck I sound like a freaking child) but yeah, credits to me so I can claim it as mine. Evil laughters. Okay. Well not entirely cause I got the codings from a previous blog but the picture was still designed by me. Don't I get a freaking slice of the cake?

So here's the cool part about this blog.

Well, you now there's nothing really fanciful about this blog right. Just give the dude a chance to feed his ego will ya.

1. No more irritating pop ups.

2. Now you don't have difficulty finding the tag board cause its already smacked on the left with everything else.

3. You can finally read the entries so don't come bugging me to see if you can read it.

4. Its simple okay. Just scroll down and read. That's all. No more clicking here and there.

Ain't that cool? And to add on to this marvelous package, I've decided to throw in something free just for my loyal readers. A free HTC Touch smart mobility handphone! How cool is that?

FUCKING HELL. YOU WISHED

Okay. Thought I put this here. Sounds illegal but its on Youtube.

Done by funny man Hossan Leong. Pretty neat stuff. Typical Singaporean man singing his blues away so yeah. Hoped that cheered your day. So now let me talk about something my girlfriend would like me to talk about in my blog. Here it goes MEN ARE COWARDS.

Well, sad to say. Men are in fact cowards. Why am I agreeing to my girlfriend? Well, sad to say again, yes I am a coward. But why? Simple. Which would you rather want, 10 minutes to yourself or 10 minutes of someone who doesn't know what the hell she is shouting for but she thinks thats the only way to solve the problem? Go figure. Men just want their space sometimes so they rather just go with the flow then go against it. Say take for example river rafting. You don't go against it. You just go down and wait for it to settle down. Going against it will spell out suicide. So thats what men are, cowards. Okay, maybe a nicer term to that, patient people. Yeah, PP. That's a nicer way to put it. Like say for example, she ask you, "Hey baby, you think I look nice in this dress?" Just freaking say yes and buy it for her. That's like the number rule for all men. Agree, then fight about it over a cup of coffee. Get it? Simple theory applies to all.

P.S Whatever said above was based on a case study. If you would like to be physically abused, be my guest but don't come running to me to ask me for solutions. You could try eBay to see if they sell the Idiot's Guide Book to Understanding PMS. Heard it was a seller in 2007.

.: PeaNuT iS CooL :.