Lets try to get this right. What is office politics? Simple. This is my take on it. Its happening everywhere and its something no one can control even how ethically right you may be. Its a mixture of both your shit and heart. Sorry I mean your mind. But anyways, simple. I like you, you like me, I don't like you, you get it from me. So you understood that part of it? Simple ain't it.
So here are steps of getting OUT of it.
1. Act dumb
When you act dumb, no one can blame you. Cause they may thing you're like that.
Scenario One.
Could you get this for me?
Sorry. What? Where? Eh, I don't know lei....
2. Shut the fuck up
When you do as so, life is so simple.
Scenario Two
Eh what you think of her ah?
Who? She ah. No comments lah. I don't know her so I can't judge her.
3. Listen well and keep it to yourself
Simple. Just listen and don't say anything. Even if you know a secret.
Scenario 3
Eh you know, she ah take the money lei
Really ah. Eh tell boss lah
Times like this, just shut the hell up
Working is fun and everyone is happy with everyone else. So yeah.
.: You SuCk :.
