Before I go on, let me introduce a random site to you.
Its
http://www.subservientchicken.com/.
I don't know what to call the site. Don't worry boys, its safe for work and girls, its nothing naughty so let your kids play it. It's a pretty interesting site for bored people like myself. Tag me about what you think about it.
Now back to business.
I stumbled upon this site the other day
http://engrish.com/ and I thought to myself it's a site you should go to when you're feeling crappy and you need a good laugh.
It's a collection of pictures
(from signage to billboards) of funny use of English taken from many parts of the world.
(that's a hell load of 'ofs' in that line) So I'm not sure where this came from but it would probably be either from Japan or China.
So instead of making fun of this people (which I don't intend to cause I'm still using 'made in China' products) I shall try my best to explain to people what they mean.
So let's go easy on this one. Simple, they just want us to shut the hell up and clean.
Its something fragile and explosive inside so you should use cakes to help reduce loss and never smoke near crate.
This is way better than sex, trust me on this one guys. Firstly, it promotes nutrients cause they are losing popularity amongst men and then further go against science to tell you that oranges, apples, pears and honey are indeed beans.
It's either you buy it of F*ck off!
If you want to go to Platform 2, go via the ass please. Ass here means humps. Okay.
This only shows that if you need water, demand that the manager serve it to you. Just tell him to zip up after serving.
Mountainous regions are considered 'safes' because you go in and never come out. Simple. Like any other safe, the only way out is to get cash out which means paramedics. So don't jump cause they don't know what paramedics are.
They believe in the Save Earth campaign so why not?
It's a place where you get to hit celebrities. Its pretty cool.
In order to meet qualifications of clean, you need to soak in coleslaw.
And now we know where milk comes from.
.: I neeD to LaughiNg mySeLf :.
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This only shows that if you need water, demand that the manager serve it to you. Just tell him to zip up after serving. 
In order to meet qualifications of clean, you need to soak in coleslaw. 